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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1554112 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12015 on: February 04, 2016, 05:30:14 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on February 04, 2016, 02:30:22 pm
But they are talking to you, it's just at they're using the alien version of Babelfish which turns "Hey baby, wanna ditch this post-apocalyptic joint and get on my intergalactic pimpmobile?" into random nonsense and translates your panicked screams as "Yes, I would love to, scrape out my brain so we can do the thing!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12016 on: February 04, 2016, 06:42:24 pm »
Quote from: mainiac on January 24, 2016, 09:40:20 pm
Budha was stupid, he never once argued for the mechanization and consolidation of agriculture.
Quote from: wierd on January 25, 2016, 10:56:30 am
The truthfulness of that statement is found to be incorrect, when one encounters unintelligent agents successfully accruing money.
Quote from: Rolan7 on February 04, 2016, 04:47:40 pm
the developer commentary is an *amazing* feature.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12017 on: February 04, 2016, 08:08:10 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12018 on: February 04, 2016, 08:14:02 pm »
Quote from: FallacyofUrist on February 04, 2016, 08:08:10 pm
Quote from: TheDarkStar on February 04, 2016, 07:55:54 pm
why ragshake why
It's frowned on to quote stuff from the mafia subsection while the game is still in progress. :P ;)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12019 on: February 04, 2016, 08:33:52 pm »
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Wtf are you thinking, respecting other peoples opinions? This is the internet, you asshole.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12020 on: February 04, 2016, 08:44:40 pm »
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Is it really necessary to insert the banana?
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Hurry, Assistant! Put the banana inside.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12021 on: February 04, 2016, 08:56:46 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12022 on: February 04, 2016, 09:03:17 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on February 04, 2016, 08:44:40 pm
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Is it really necessary to insert the banana?
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Hurry, Assistant! Put the banana inside.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12023 on: February 04, 2016, 09:06:44 pm »
Quote from: crazysheep on February 04, 2016, 09:03:17 pm
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Yup. There's a lot of banana innuendo to choose from, actually.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12024 on: February 04, 2016, 09:09:13 pm »
Thought so :p

And yes, the banana innuendo is plentiful... well for the first half, that is.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12025 on: February 04, 2016, 09:16:12 pm »
Quote from: crazysheep on February 04, 2016, 09:09:13 pm
Thought so :p

And yes, the banana innuendo is plentiful... well for the first half, that is.
If you're only using the first half of the banana, you aren't getting the full potential.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12026 on: February 04, 2016, 09:18:24 pm »
As always.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12027 on: February 04, 2016, 11:49:38 pm »
I think several of my sigtext quotes happen to be this.

Here's a few I haven't added to my sigtext yet:

"She was teaching me how to be a potato, and then she fell asleep."

"I sense a plot. The last time we saw her in her bra, it was a simple white one. Now she's wearing a very feminine lacy one."

"Appropriate abuse of power."

"My preferred corruptions are not recommended for summoners below seventeen years of age."

"Professional spy. Amateur electrician. Weaponised Jerk."

"If you're in range of a zombie, you should kill them, not play poker."

"You. You are a very devious umbrella."

"It was an accident. His head just came off, I had nothing to do with it."

"This is discrimination... against drug addicts with propensities for violence!"

"Also, bad diety! Don't play mind games that early on! Ah well, at least he had a passably polite fallback plan.

"Do not be like Ricky. Do not be dead."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12028 on: February 04, 2016, 11:54:03 pm »
don't make us look at your sigtext to find sources.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12029 on: February 05, 2016, 12:00:18 am »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on February 04, 2016, 11:54:03 pm
don't make us look at your sigtext to find sources.

Er, sorry.

I said I haven't added these to my sigtext yet.
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