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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1553929 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13425 on: January 20, 2017, 09:56:51 pm »
Quote from: itisnotlogical on January 20, 2017, 09:42:35 pm
It wasn't a downward slope into stupidity so much as a lateral shift.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13426 on: January 21, 2017, 11:41:10 pm »
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[9:39 PM] TheBigBossAdwarf: I'm Ronald McDonald
[9:40 PM] TheBigBossAdwarf: And I've decided I'm going to keep your mcdouble bitch
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13427 on: January 22, 2017, 02:40:09 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13428 on: January 22, 2017, 05:11:21 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on January 20, 2017, 09:56:08 pm
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Quote from: ReynTheLord on January 16, 2017, 12:32:57 pm
"Tea for all" -HG Wells
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It was a DND related thing, and I made HG wells a character.


I Managed to do a lot with tea...
<DALEK>EXPLAIN</DALEK>

I had to make an acrobatics check to bring 3 cups of tea to one table.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13429 on: January 22, 2017, 08:45:20 pm »
Quote from: KingMurdoc on January 22, 2017, 02:40:09 am

surprisingly i think i know the context for this
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13430 on: January 23, 2017, 03:09:11 am »
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10:16 PM "tiruin autocorrects to tiramisu" "close enough"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13431 on: January 23, 2017, 07:39:31 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13432 on: January 23, 2017, 04:30:00 pm »
Quote from: ChairmanPoo on January 23, 2017, 04:28:27 pm
You get used to lousy, non-standard corpses
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13433 on: January 23, 2017, 07:02:50 pm »
Quote from: Caellath on January 23, 2017, 10:11:14 am
We're in a mess of a fight while Raioyris hoards spiritmons and threatens children with a gun.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13434 on: January 24, 2017, 01:00:29 am »
Quote from: Flying Dice on January 23, 2017, 09:56:23 pm
Trump knows that he can count on the American people to make him the best terrible president America has ever seen.
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Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13435 on: January 25, 2017, 01:04:25 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13436 on: January 25, 2017, 09:24:42 am »
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Karnewarrior: I want love
Karnewarrior: Love is the most powerful force in the universe
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Karnewarrior: I want to exploit it for economic gainz
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13437 on: January 25, 2017, 04:17:59 pm »
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I'll go grab the masturbation fics

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OH NOW I REMEMBER. IT'S LAMAS!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13438 on: January 26, 2017, 07:05:34 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 26, 2017, 06:32:27 am
discipline is not that severe with East Asian space marines
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13439 on: January 27, 2017, 04:36:42 pm »
Quote from: FantasticDorf on January 26, 2017, 04:40:27 am
a elf walking up to a tree, hugging it very closely & revealing its tree sap proboscis to slowly extract the tree's sickly sap sounds disturbing
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
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