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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1551565 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13440 on: January 27, 2017, 07:35:39 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13441 on: January 27, 2017, 07:36:02 pm »
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I'm going to play something more fair, like Dwarf Fortress or Flappy Bird
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13442 on: January 28, 2017, 08:54:17 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13443 on: January 28, 2017, 11:31:46 pm »
Quote from: itisnotlogical on January 28, 2017, 05:34:28 pm
Yes, I've been in the dishwashing industry for at least three years now, I truly believe my dishwashing talents can help advance the company and my own personal goals. I was an amateur dishwasher throughout high school (see Dishwashing Club reference) and now I'm looking for a doorway into professional dishwashing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13444 on: January 29, 2017, 10:24:19 am »
Quote from: scriver on January 29, 2017, 09:59:21 am
Fun fact; 7/10 bananas do in fact contain a facehugger.

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Conclusion: octopuses always have a chocolate banana 20 cm deep in their rectums, which Gandhi goes to put there in the name of peace with rubber gloves on his feet.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13445 on: January 30, 2017, 10:30:19 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13446 on: January 31, 2017, 04:38:02 pm »
Quote from: roseheart on January 31, 2017, 04:33:28 pm
Come on! You call this a storm? Blow, you son of a bitch! Blow! It's time for a showdown! You and me! I'm right here! Come and get me!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13447 on: January 31, 2017, 08:20:57 pm »
Ohey it's my religion/spirituality in a nutshell.

Thing 2: >the poor fucker who got casted as grass patch #12
Thing 1: I assume the film wouldn't be a recording of the musical but then again there's no information so who knows
Thing 0: I misread that as "castrated by" somehow
Thing 2: Been playing to much Byzantines
Thing 0: they call them blades of grass for a reason
Thing 0: also you misspelled Roman Empire, barbarian
Thing 2: >Takes "Roman" and "Empire" parts  >Leaves "Holy"   Oh you're just asking for a Crusade
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This one didn't want to be who they was. On the Surface – it was a dull, unconsidered sadness. But everything changed. Which implied everything could change.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13448 on: January 31, 2017, 08:25:10 pm »
Quote from: OceanSoul on January 31, 2017, 04:38:02 pm
Quote from: roseheart on January 31, 2017, 04:33:28 pm
Come on! You call this a storm? Blow, you son of a bitch! Blow! It's time for a showdown! You and me! I'm right here! Come and get me!

Is that meant to sound like a reference to King Lear? Because if so, I love that scene.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13449 on: January 31, 2017, 08:33:21 pm »
If you like that...
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If history is to change, let it change! If the world is to be destroyed, so be it! If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh!!
*procedes to do everything in his power to survive, and preserve the world*
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This one didn't want to be who they was. On the Surface – it was a dull, unconsidered sadness. But everything changed. Which implied everything could change.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13450 on: February 01, 2017, 09:56:03 am »
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I was on time today... Yeah, I was only five minutes late.

Is the IRS gonna come take my guns and prescriptions?
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13451 on: February 01, 2017, 03:27:31 pm »
I know that I made a promise that I will not do CKII quotes anymore. But I really need to do it! *mustnotpostckiiquotes.jpg*

This one is from cybrxkhan, the lunatic who made infamous VIET sub-mod which was included in HIP mod. This is his reply when someone was shaming him for "incestuous toothbrush" event.

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You think I feel shame? No, no. I feel proud. I feel blessed. I feel righteous. I feel most noble and virtuous. I feel the will of the heavens giving me strength to fight against the Darkness.
To spread Truth, Justice, Goodness, Love, Xwedodah. These are not shameful goals, my friend, but the greatest goals any man or woman, brother or sister, can strive for. These are, indeed, the holiest of deeds anyone can do.

Link to the thread (probably NSFW)


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Quote from: JoshuaFH on July 25, 2018, 09:31:08 am
Pounded in the Butt by my own Government... oh wait, that's real life.

Much less active than I used to be on these forums, but I still visit them on occasion. Will probably resume my activity in full once Dwarf Fortress will be released on Steam.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13452 on: February 01, 2017, 04:42:42 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13453 on: February 01, 2017, 04:48:51 pm »
That one time paradox devsmodders created content after browsing /d/
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13454 on: February 01, 2017, 05:52:56 pm »
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