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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1555836 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13515 on: March 01, 2017, 12:50:08 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13517 on: March 05, 2017, 08:35:18 pm »

Quote from: Breaking Bad
"You are a blowfish!"

"I'm a blowfish!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13518 on: March 06, 2017, 06:10:47 pm »

Quote from: Breaking Bad
"You are a blowfish!"

"I'm a blowfish!"
This is a strange one. Without context whatsoever, it's completely nonsensical, which makes it subject to the "random =/= funny" rule. That it's apparently from Breaking Bad of all things is what makes it funny, but that means it needs context to be funny. But then there's the fact that it is itself taken out of context from whatever is in the show which is what makes it funny. Your post simultaneously requires context to be funny while also requiring a lack of context to be funny.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13519 on: March 06, 2017, 06:40:33 pm »

Look the secret to playing Dark Souls is to hug the butt.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13520 on: March 06, 2017, 07:46:43 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13521 on: March 06, 2017, 08:32:05 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13523 on: March 07, 2017, 10:08:58 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13524 on: March 08, 2017, 12:47:02 am »

You say "glass battery" and I hear "ultimate fondleslab"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13525 on: March 08, 2017, 07:26:13 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13526 on: March 08, 2017, 10:31:39 am »

I asked toady once about image only threads, and he said it was ok.

That said, yeah not a stellar start.

I think what image actually qualifies is rather vague as well...
Let us revive the image-fight thread

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13527 on: March 08, 2017, 09:55:45 pm »

Blade has been doing it all wrong.

He just needs to light the entire human population on fire.

It's so simple.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13528 on: March 09, 2017, 12:25:01 am »

If they've rolled up into the spider orgy ball the fire will only make things worse.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13529 on: March 11, 2017, 01:08:03 am »

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