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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1535216 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13530 on: March 12, 2017, 01:44:17 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13531 on: March 13, 2017, 05:11:54 am »

I had a horrible drug problem I couldn't get rid of and I was wondering what was going on!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13532 on: March 13, 2017, 02:27:44 pm »

Are you telling me to sacrifice the lives of my poor, innocent peasants on a pointless crusade against some pointy-eared folks?

How dare you.

How dare you assume I didn't already do this.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13534 on: March 14, 2017, 09:56:49 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13535 on: March 15, 2017, 05:13:13 pm »

flippantly dismissing an entire video based on a single conclusion the creator makes is dumb and ultimately causes more harm than good. Unless that single conclusion is horrible horrible racism or somesuch.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13536 on: March 16, 2017, 06:02:48 am »


Jesus and Thor smiting demons with multibarrel railguns covered with norse runes and shooting blessed silver bullets inscribed with Jesus quotes?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13537 on: March 16, 2017, 09:17:05 pm »

you can be damn sure I would have choked Rand to death with Hitler's guts.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13538 on: March 18, 2017, 02:42:53 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13539 on: March 18, 2017, 06:49:09 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13540 on: March 19, 2017, 01:10:38 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13541 on: March 19, 2017, 11:56:56 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13543 on: March 20, 2017, 02:59:06 pm »

I think you're blowing it out of poportion.

Also, Wiener, heh.


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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13544 on: March 21, 2017, 01:58:05 pm »

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