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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1488369 times)

Rolan7

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13590 on: April 15, 2017, 10:15:46 pm »

But...  "hermaphrodite" makes the odd assumption that the bunny has a penis AND lays eggs.  Simpler and more likely that he's transgender, sexually female.
Edit:  Sexually a female platypus, in fact, but clearly identifies as a male bun.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13591 on: April 15, 2017, 10:53:50 pm »

Objection! If the Easter Bunny were transgender, he/she would be sterile and incapable of laying eggs. I would like to propose the alternative theory that the Easter Bunny is, in fact, a male chicken farmer, which resolves this discrepancy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13592 on: April 16, 2017, 12:51:16 am »

Ah, bay12. Where people having a serious discussion on whether or not the easter bunny is a transgender platypus is perfectly ordinary.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13593 on: April 16, 2017, 03:10:42 am »

Objection! If the Easter Bunny were transgender, he/she would be sterile and incapable of laying eggs. I would like to propose the alternative theory that the Easter Bunny is, in fact, a male chicken farmer, which resolves this discrepancy.
Trans people are, in fact, not sterile. Barring surgical removal, HRT only stops the monthly cycle here, and it restarts generally if HRT is discontinued. And that's even assuming this platypus managed to find a doctor to inject him with male rabbit hormones.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13594 on: April 16, 2017, 05:18:06 am »

And that's even assuming this platypus managed to find a doctor to inject him with male rabbit hormones.

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...Gotta re-rail this thread somehow.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13595 on: April 16, 2017, 05:31:51 am »

Wow... I chuckled and was about to OOCQ that myself when, belatedly, I realised what thread I was in.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13596 on: April 16, 2017, 10:06:16 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13597 on: April 16, 2017, 10:27:35 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13598 on: April 16, 2017, 11:30:54 pm »

Now I'm thinking of the event titled E3.
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« Reply #13599 on: April 17, 2017, 12:20:41 am »

Are you just gonna throw lesbians at the party until they stick
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13600 on: April 17, 2017, 11:19:52 am »

You crush your boots to nothing, but you only get a worthless glass of Henri IV Dudognon Heritage Cognac Grande Champagne.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13601 on: April 17, 2017, 02:20:15 pm »

Everything is fun and games until someone gets a penis in the eye.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13602 on: April 18, 2017, 03:05:51 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13603 on: April 19, 2017, 06:39:21 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13604 on: April 20, 2017, 01:59:49 am »

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