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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1619915 times)

Felissan

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13620 on: April 30, 2017, 03:06:28 pm »

It should be both. In one hole, out the other (more bloody) hole!
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Man, this is like finding out Jesus is actually a sex offender all over again.
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Forum Game in another forum. Infiltration mission. During set up, one of the characters instead shot a senator, which made half the team wanted men. Then another member of the team tried to make a citizen's arrest on her,  accidentally confessing to the whole thing in front of a cop. A third person managed to convince her to put aside her morals for a bit... which due to how damn unstable they were, caused her to just sorta, go off the slippery slope toward utilitarianism, culminating in her bombarding an entire arcology with meteors, not realizing it was filled with civilians.

Again, we were meant to scout out the place, bribe the right people, get intel, sneak in, sneak out. We are currently somewhere beneath the crater, fumbling for gasmasks before an NPC contact gasses the whole place.
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Forum Game in another forum. Infiltration mission. During set up, one of the characters instead shot a senator, which made half the team wanted men. Then another member of the team tried to make a citizen's arrest on her,  accidentally confessing to the whole thing in front of a cop. A third person managed to convince her to put aside her morals for a bit... which due to how damn unstable they were, caused her to just sorta, go off the slippery slope toward utilitarianism, culminating in her bombarding an entire arcology with meteors, not realizing it was filled with civilians.

Again, we were meant to scout out the place, bribe the right people, get intel, sneak in, sneak out. We are currently somewhere beneath the crater, fumbling for gasmasks before an NPC contact gasses the whole place.
Wrong one Empiricist.

Although...

Again, we were meant to scout out the place, bribe the right people, get intel, sneak in, sneak out. We are currently somewhere beneath the crater, fumbling for gasmasks
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No, uh, that would be the correct context.
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The game being mentioned is one Emp is in.
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Ah yes wrapping it in a condom and shoving it directly into the ear canal was a direct improvement.  Esp the part where you have to do that 10 times a minute because they don't stay in the ear canal, almost like things aren't supposed to be there.
You should be grateful. Our forecasts indicate you'd have died of ear AIDS had we failed to enact this policy
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Yes. Yes! YES! Grow my pretties. Grow and spread. Let the potatoes of the world tremble with inadequacy before the new horrors!

I would put a few Arstotzkan quotes here, but I wouldn't want to give the game away to the dastardly Moskurgians.
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