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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13740 on: June 22, 2017, 11:37:22 am »
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Lol, I read that as streaker.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13741 on: June 22, 2017, 05:17:11 pm »
A streaker, you say?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13742 on: June 23, 2017, 12:12:49 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13743 on: June 23, 2017, 04:53:33 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13744 on: June 23, 2017, 05:37:31 pm »
Quote from: LordBaal on June 23, 2017, 01:18:36 pm
Well, not eveything is fun and games and unfathomable cosmic horrors coming to drink the life of or sun and the souls of our bodies.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13745 on: June 25, 2017, 11:29:54 am »
A quote from my Granny when she was still alive:
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13746 on: June 25, 2017, 12:43:58 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13747 on: June 26, 2017, 05:25:08 am »
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Europe decides to pay for its debt by shutting down socialized healthcare, limiting Parliament meetings to one per year, and selling France to China.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13748 on: June 26, 2017, 11:46:03 am »
Its OK, most of the debt Europe owes is to Europe.  They just need to divide up Greece and Portugal between the rest of the EU nations to settle existing debts.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13749 on: June 26, 2017, 01:29:30 pm »
Quote from: EnigmaticHat on June 26, 2017, 11:46:03 am
They just need to divide up Greece and Portugal between the rest of the EU nations.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13750 on: June 26, 2017, 03:49:18 pm »
Quote from: EnigmaticHat on June 26, 2017, 11:46:03 am
Its OK, most of the debt Europe owes is to Europe.  They just need to divide up Greece and Portugal between the rest of the EU nations to settle existing debts.
why not Belgium?

Quote from: Il Palazzo on June 26, 2017, 12:58:18 pm
English katanas can't cut the Frenchman's armour!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13751 on: June 26, 2017, 08:49:00 pm »
Quote from: Il Palazzo on June 26, 2017, 12:58:18 pm
English katanas can't cut the Frenchman's armour!
That Frenchman's armour must be made out of melted down katanas.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13752 on: June 26, 2017, 10:24:23 pm »
I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana. Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind. Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13753 on: June 27, 2017, 01:39:03 am »
Quote from: redwallzyl on June 26, 2017, 03:49:18 pm
Quote from: EnigmaticHat on June 26, 2017, 11:46:03 am
Its OK, most of the debt Europe owes is to Europe.  They just need to divide up Greece and Portugal between the rest of the EU nations to settle existing debts.
why not Belgium?
Why not Zoidberg? no particular reason tho
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13754 on: June 27, 2017, 02:43:43 pm »
1200? For one bullet? I'll buy my ammunition from kids, thanks.
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