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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1754905 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13800 on: July 23, 2017, 02:30:16 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13802 on: July 24, 2017, 10:23:47 am »

From Knit Tie.


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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13803 on: July 24, 2017, 10:37:08 am »

Nice to see knitty is still alive. I was wondering where he got to.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13804 on: July 24, 2017, 11:39:09 pm »

We must teach the robots to verbally abuse one another for minor or unavoidable errors.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13805 on: July 25, 2017, 03:18:58 pm »

This is probably lame, but I laughed at a funny out of context thing for this: "PENCE BREAKS TIE"
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« Reply #13806 on: July 25, 2017, 03:58:31 pm »

Build a trebuchet instead of a catapult.  Then you could launch that 90kgs worth of refrigerator maggots over 300 meters away.
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« Reply #13807 on: July 25, 2017, 06:10:59 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13808 on: July 26, 2017, 11:22:40 am »

Quote from: Text from Fiance
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13809 on: July 26, 2017, 12:25:26 pm »

Fiance sounds like a keeper.

Btw, she should call Dragonbusters.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13810 on: July 26, 2017, 01:49:27 pm »

Right? There's three things to look for in a woman: Wit, good-heartedness, and a fondness for potato farming.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13811 on: July 26, 2017, 03:22:35 pm »

I kinda want to know the context for that one, but Derm is lurking in the corner of my ceiling like a spider, meteor at the ready.  :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13812 on: July 26, 2017, 03:23:59 pm »

Derm is lurking in the corner of my ceiling like a spider.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13813 on: July 26, 2017, 03:24:32 pm »

Derm is lurking in the corner of my ceiling like a spider.

I think that's cheating.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13814 on: July 26, 2017, 03:27:08 pm »

Derm is lurking in the corner of my ceiling like a spider.

I think that's cheating.
More like 'time-tested tradition'.
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