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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1551279 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14100 on: October 26, 2017, 09:57:31 pm »

Don't trust the Man's "table of the elements" it's too "square". Chemistry needs to be triangular!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14101 on: October 28, 2017, 01:09:47 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14102 on: October 29, 2017, 04:29:16 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14104 on: October 31, 2017, 09:27:41 am »


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Nah its a reoccurring ornament

Its just

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Excuse me
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14105 on: October 31, 2017, 10:15:56 am »


Furtuka - Today at 7:25 AM

Nah its a reoccurring ornament

Its just

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I just realized my professor is wearing a giraffe costume

Excuse me
One of my friends is wearing real riveted mail to class.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14106 on: October 31, 2017, 10:23:03 am »

One of my BEST friend is wearing real riveted mail to class.

FTFY
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14107 on: October 31, 2017, 08:33:51 pm »

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Wouldn't it be the other way around, tho
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you would think so but this is the market we have to live with
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14108 on: October 31, 2017, 09:37:19 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14109 on: October 31, 2017, 10:26:01 pm »

These other people could give zero-fucks to whatever...we will want buried with his dick thrown in a fire.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14110 on: November 02, 2017, 08:00:06 am »

been farming this girl but still no waifu drop
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14111 on: November 02, 2017, 05:49:34 pm »

been farming this girl but still no waifu drop

''waifu drop'' still makes relatively little sense even in context though...

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14112 on: November 02, 2017, 11:35:26 pm »

Ion thrusters CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS! ... Nor can dead wolves be a source of old PCI graphics cards and stepper motors.
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14113 on: November 03, 2017, 02:46:22 am »

this is slowly turning into "Become part of Papyrus' gang of space pirates, the forum thread."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14114 on: November 03, 2017, 08:42:11 am »

I've had my boss and my boss's boss both inform me that the penetration testing team is looking to expand and my name's pretty much at the front of the list.
I'mmah tryin'a get in your network and your applications, not in your pants
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