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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14160 on: November 28, 2017, 12:23:57 am »
Quote from: Rolan7 on November 26, 2017, 09:12:51 pm
I do have a pretty serious 50ft snake for the next 24 hours
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14161 on: November 28, 2017, 10:48:32 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14162 on: November 29, 2017, 07:15:06 pm »
Quote from: Billy on November 28, 2017, 12:23:57 am
Quote from: Rolan7 on November 26, 2017, 09:12:51 pm
I do have a pretty serious 50ft snake for the next 24 hours
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14163 on: November 30, 2017, 12:45:29 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14164 on: November 30, 2017, 03:50:55 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14165 on: November 30, 2017, 06:46:33 am »
Quote from: Rolan7 on November 30, 2017, 03:50:55 am
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There are so many responsibilities I'm neglecting just to watch a man eat some potatoes.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14166 on: November 30, 2017, 08:09:51 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14167 on: November 30, 2017, 02:42:33 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14168 on: November 30, 2017, 03:01:12 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14169 on: November 30, 2017, 04:33:28 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14170 on: December 01, 2017, 04:36:52 am »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 30, 2017, 03:01:12 pm
"You're either Jon Snow or Socrates, biatch. 'Cause you know nothing."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14171 on: December 01, 2017, 07:24:17 am »
Quote from: overseer05-15 on December 01, 2017, 03:47:40 am
No, Jack the Ripper was an industrial era innovator credited with developing a technique to mass-produce hooker corpses.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14172 on: December 01, 2017, 08:55:31 am »
Quote from: Cathar on October 08, 2017, 07:16:39 pm
Oh well, it's no wizardry, it's science : the more you cook cats, the less you have pussy
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14173 on: December 02, 2017, 09:34:56 am »
Quote from: ArchAIngel on December 01, 2017, 04:19:08 pm
Can't wait for when the event where you get chocolates rolls around and I get a 1/1 scale human heart in chocolate.
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14174 on: December 02, 2017, 02:09:11 pm »
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