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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1551547 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14311 on: December 26, 2017, 05:10:07 pm »

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"We're not in a prophecy.  We're in a stolen Toyota Carola."
Oh, hey. I literally just watched that. Some good points, some bad.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14312 on: December 26, 2017, 05:42:26 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14313 on: December 27, 2017, 07:23:01 am »

No, no, they went out of their way to try to kill everything and anything. I had to kill the Nosferatu before he'd stop drinking people's blood, but the master of the dead flew off scared after all of his ribs and his spine were ripped off by the dinosaurs.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14314 on: December 28, 2017, 09:15:58 am »

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« Reply #14315 on: December 28, 2017, 08:02:21 pm »

Prostitution =/= black market organ harvesting, at least in most peoples minds.
Well, organs exchange are involved either way.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14316 on: December 29, 2017, 12:28:30 am »

blowing hot air out the ass they're trying to pass off as a mouth

assuming there was actually something to hit with our ten penny whore's orifice
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« Reply #14317 on: December 29, 2017, 11:27:28 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14318 on: December 30, 2017, 01:30:42 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14319 on: December 30, 2017, 01:53:52 pm »

Is there a quote connected to that image? Don't know what dermonster's position is on just posting images.
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« Reply #14320 on: December 30, 2017, 02:50:26 pm »

I believe it was mentioned as a thing which could be done a while back.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14321 on: December 30, 2017, 03:14:48 pm »

Is there a quote connected to that image? Don't know what dermonster's position is on just posting images.
Maybe the 'funny' bit applies (which many people often forget :P)

Because either that's someone kissing Akura's avatar, or someone loves blobfishies for their presumed outward ugliness but inner beauty.
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« Reply #14322 on: December 30, 2017, 03:22:49 pm »

Well, the blobfish isn't all that ugly when it's alive and in its natural habitat. Take it to the surface and kill it, though, and it looks like that.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14323 on: December 30, 2017, 04:39:20 pm »

Here's the context.
It's much less funny in context, so if you don't want it spoiled, don't watch it.
It's still a good video.
Also, this:
Because either that's someone kissing Akura's avatar, or someone loves blobfishies for their presumed outward ugliness but inner beauty.
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« Reply #14324 on: December 30, 2017, 05:40:46 pm »

...I am very highly confused by all this.
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