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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1556036 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14520 on: March 01, 2018, 01:26:34 pm »
Yes. It is the best playthrough.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14521 on: March 01, 2018, 01:42:34 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on March 01, 2018, 01:26:34 pm
Yes. It is the best playthrough.
Hold yer horses buddy. Those videos are all good, but clearly this is the best playthrough:

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14522 on: March 02, 2018, 03:51:21 pm »
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and one of the main protaginists is Adolf hitler reincarnated as a loli
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14523 on: March 02, 2018, 07:48:24 pm »
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What makes a man turn euro? Lust for free movement, common currency? ... or were you just born with a heart full of equality?!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14524 on: March 03, 2018, 02:18:47 pm »
Quote from: overseer05-15 on March 02, 2018, 03:51:21 pm
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and one of the main protaginists is Adolf hitler reincarnated as a loli
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14525 on: March 03, 2018, 03:46:25 pm »
Quote from: Imic on March 03, 2018, 08:53:42 am
I ended up accidentally replacing most of them with a copypaste of the entire japanese wikipedia page for Nausicaä of the valley of the wind.
Blatant self quoting for the win!
I'm sorry I quoted myelf please don't get angry
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14526 on: March 03, 2018, 04:02:53 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14527 on: March 03, 2018, 07:44:42 pm »
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IDK how long meaning that we could be on a murder bender until 5am, after which we take a bender at a Japanese zoo that ends up with warrants on both of us for crimes including bestiality with a mythical creature, jaywalking, arson, and raising Masakado from the grave to DJ for a loli themed rave?

Also, through an interesting series of events, I just PTW'd Imic's game since I accidentally crossposted this quote into his game due to opening the tab to get context and immediately trying to ninja in an edit that didn't involve bestiality.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14528 on: March 03, 2018, 10:53:29 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14529 on: March 04, 2018, 03:43:49 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14530 on: March 04, 2018, 07:20:09 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14531 on: March 04, 2018, 11:37:25 am »
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For that comment, you will now be reincarnated as a land cucumber instead of a sea cucumber!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14532 on: March 04, 2018, 09:14:27 pm »
Quote from: deathpunch578 on March 03, 2018, 11:09:35 pm
It's a sin to kill birds. Dinosaurs live under our level. They will get out through sinkholes and lakes. To kill them, go for their nerves. Save the birds; but kill the dinosaurs.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14533 on: March 04, 2018, 10:21:10 pm »
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Doctor, that isin't a puddle, that's a blood lake, there's ducks in it, get some new glasses and f*** off, I don't want you operating on me ever
Although that might just be me being tired speaking....
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Quote from: deathpunch578 on March 03, 2018, 11:09:35 pm
It's a sin to kill birds. Dinosaurs live under our level. They will get out through sinkholes and lakes. To kill them, go for their nerves. Save the birds; but kill the dinosaurs.
The best part about that is that under current classification systems, birds are dinosaurs...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14534 on: March 05, 2018, 10:28:24 am »
Quote from: Imic on March 05, 2018, 07:29:40 am
all we need to do is insert Tolkien-Jesus into the Chernobyl nuclear power plant, thus turning him into the perfect stalker.
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