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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1555194 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14745 on: April 25, 2018, 03:03:30 am »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on April 24, 2018, 12:08:19 pm
The only crosses you will see from here on in will be drawn over the eyes of your loved ones.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14746 on: April 25, 2018, 09:10:23 am »
Quote from: Akura on April 09, 2018, 07:33:21 pm
several strippers somehow got into a spike pit.

Quote from: Kagus on April 25, 2018, 06:06:20 am
monsters who cannot cognitively function beyond getting their jelly stirred with throbbing gristle sticks
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14747 on: April 25, 2018, 05:08:49 pm »
Quote from: JoshuaFH on April 25, 2018, 08:34:45 am
Remember kids, what you do with your ding dong and hoohaa is of national political importance!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14748 on: April 25, 2018, 08:24:01 pm »
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He knew what he could and couldn't do. He was also aware that, if some criteria were met, you shouldn't clash with a foe. Suddenly finding your pants filled with feces was definitely one of them.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14749 on: April 25, 2018, 11:23:02 pm »
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Meanwhile, an aquatic horse on the desert cries in silence
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14750 on: April 27, 2018, 05:57:25 am »
Quote from: wierd on April 26, 2018, 11:56:58 pm
...the people who run/program Roblox and its client need to be tortured by horny japanese sex demons with spiked, oversized penises for all eternity.
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Quote from: JoshuaFH on July 25, 2018, 09:31:08 am
Pounded in the Butt by my own Government... oh wait, that's real life.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14751 on: April 27, 2018, 05:25:25 pm »
Quote from: SalmonGod on April 27, 2018, 05:17:42 pm
(sometimes even exposing her to other people she didn't know and trust in order to do so), and be super into it when I gave it to her.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14752 on: April 28, 2018, 11:31:20 am »
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I inhaled sharply and clapped my hands. “Alright, change of plans! Girls, instead of shopping for new clothes, we’re going dumpster diving for waifus.”
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14753 on: April 28, 2018, 12:05:43 pm »
Quote from: overseer05-15 on April 28, 2018, 11:31:20 am
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I inhaled sharply and clapped my hands. “Alright, change of plans! Girls, instead of shopping for new clothes, we’re going dumpster diving for waifus.”
Origin please
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14754 on: April 28, 2018, 11:49:32 pm »
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I inhaled sharply and clapped my hands. “Alright, change of plans! Girls, instead of shopping for new clothes, we’re going dumpster diving for waifus.”
Origin please
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14755 on: April 29, 2018, 08:06:59 am »
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And if you look at the chemical structure written down, it quickly looks like my hair.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14756 on: April 30, 2018, 11:04:06 am »
Quote from: MeimieFan88 on April 06, 2018, 07:40:30 am
One of the guards then does an interpretive dance to express his emotions and feelings about the current situation.
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
Imic's no longer allowed to vote.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14757 on: April 30, 2018, 03:20:44 pm »
Quote from: Akura on April 26, 2018, 04:50:53 pm
I really don't trust them with small animals.
Quote from: Scarlet_Avenger on April 27, 2018, 05:11:21 pm
Well, I believe that those aren't missiles, and are in fact just very elaborate piñatas. But my birthday isn't till the end of next month, so they're probably for someone else.
Quote from: LordBaal on April 29, 2018, 04:59:21 pm
Crap, communism made me vegan!

Edit: Yes! First post of page 1,000! I have been waiting days for this moment! I am so happy right now. :'D 
* Yoink cries happy tears that may or may not be partially due to almost choking on his breakfast just now.
   
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14758 on: April 30, 2018, 03:23:01 pm »
It's only page 300. :v
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14759 on: April 30, 2018, 03:24:14 pm »
*Gasp*
Derm has broken his own rules!
The world to ice or fire will fall (I hold with fire, from what I know of desire.)
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