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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1538436 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14760 on: April 30, 2018, 03:25:20 pm »

It's only page 300. :v
You, you're my favourite right now.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14761 on: April 30, 2018, 03:30:31 pm »

50ppp is the only sane way to view.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14762 on: April 30, 2018, 03:32:36 pm »

Oh, pack it in already. You people lost.   

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The little chest alien could have a little hamburglar hat
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14763 on: April 30, 2018, 03:42:45 pm »

Talk to me at post 15000.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14764 on: April 30, 2018, 03:45:33 pm »

Derm! You spoilsport...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14765 on: April 30, 2018, 04:47:39 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14766 on: May 01, 2018, 02:57:51 am »

Imagine getting punched in the skull by a 400 lbs bodybuilder with  rock hands. And now imagine you're a 20lb coyote.
is like trying to play pin the tail on the ever expanding ass.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14769 on: May 01, 2018, 02:59:15 pm »

Literally against the rules.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14770 on: May 01, 2018, 03:21:57 pm »

No...? As far as I can see in the OP, the rules haven't changed.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14771 on: May 01, 2018, 03:27:23 pm »

No...? As far as I can see in the OP, the rules haven't changed.

Still cheating as you used only part of the quote.

Kind of an unwritten rule to use the whole quote, or at least the whole sentence that is funny, especially if funny out of context.
« Last Edit: May 01, 2018, 03:33:06 pm by smjjames »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14772 on: May 01, 2018, 03:35:05 pm »

That's not a rule - - oh, you edited your post.
Never been an unwritten rule, either, unless your unwritten rules were unwritten in an entirely different unbook to the one the rest of us were reading.

Anyway, a quote, in the hopes of ending this bizarre derail:
And your puns win you no friends.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14774 on: May 01, 2018, 04:48:51 pm »

It's the the

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