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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14790 on: May 04, 2018, 08:38:47 am »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 03, 2018, 09:34:45 pm
the ones that can potentially result in having children, advancing/regressing in status, or getting your friend killed by a charging boar.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14791 on: May 04, 2018, 02:52:10 pm »
Quote from: Maximum Spin on May 04, 2018, 02:33:52 pm
Rights are bad for peasants. Rights may contain substances known to the state of Methiant to cause cancer. Peasant cancer.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14792 on: May 04, 2018, 09:12:27 pm »
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Unfortunately that sterling military performance was matched with utterly abysmal performance in the field of not committing war crimes.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14793 on: May 04, 2018, 10:44:45 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on May 04, 2018, 05:49:52 pm
Remember: Always hit something you think you've killed a few times with a decently lengthy stick. Maybe poke it in the eye.
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Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14794 on: May 05, 2018, 04:00:29 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on May 01, 2018, 03:35:05 pm
Never been an unwritten rule, either, unless your unwritten rules were unwritten in an entirely different unbook to the one the rest of us were reading.
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Let's not and say we didn't. There's a line between mad science and perfectly mundane atrocities.
« Last Edit: May 05, 2018, 08:31:28 pm by FallacyofUrist »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14795 on: May 06, 2018, 07:42:34 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14796 on: May 07, 2018, 01:38:13 am »
Quote from: Egan_BW on May 07, 2018, 12:34:06 am
hello vasta can i marry your fictional character thanks
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14797 on: May 07, 2018, 03:27:54 am »
Quote from: pisskop on May 06, 2018, 04:44:24 pm
almost everything is solvable with proper application of a monster truck.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14798 on: May 07, 2018, 10:34:33 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14799 on: May 07, 2018, 11:03:20 am »
Quote from: Sirus on May 06, 2018, 08:28:01 pm
Nice of the Wisconsin Triangle to send his last post for him.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14800 on: May 07, 2018, 10:50:22 pm »
Quote from: Enemy post on May 07, 2018, 10:26:57 pm
The ATHATH summoned from a lost timeline and England's native ATHATH immediately sense each others presence. One world is not enough to abide two of these creatures. Inevitably, one of the worldkillers promptly tries to solve the dispute in the way they know best. High in orbit, an enormous Mug is born. Miles wide, it begins its meteoric fall directly toward the foreign ATHATH.
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« Last Edit: May 07, 2018, 10:51:57 pm by FallacyofUrist »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14801 on: May 08, 2018, 02:36:48 pm »
Quote from: Kagus on May 08, 2018, 09:14:54 am
This of course resulted in vampires with hearts featuring faces, eyes and teeth, and their bite attacks would be split 50/50 between the head making the attack and the heart leaping out of the chest to nibble someone.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14802 on: May 08, 2018, 06:18:50 pm »
Quote from: Enemy post on May 08, 2018, 05:59:35 pm
ATHATH and FallacyOfUrist as ATHATH are trying to blow up the world again.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14803 on: May 08, 2018, 10:38:27 pm »
Quote from: UrbanGiraffe on May 08, 2018, 10:07:13 pm
I feel like "peel the onion before you eat it, idiot" isn't something that normally requires a cautionary tale to instill in people

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Quote from: Draignean on May 08, 2018, 11:48:15 pm
Hydration, the difference between having a delicious meal and accidentally turning your child into an onion-dragon.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14804 on: May 09, 2018, 09:01:01 am »
Quote from: Frumple on May 09, 2018, 08:12:15 am
someone came along and fornicated with the discarded layers to make evil dragon price mk 2, giant lizard matryoshka orgy edition
Quote from: Kagus on May 09, 2018, 08:21:33 am
the old dude got her pregnant by accident and she gave birth to a potato.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?
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