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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1552060 times)

Rockeater

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14820 on: May 11, 2018, 01:12:56 pm »

Make sense
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14821 on: May 11, 2018, 03:09:47 pm »

What is a forum?
A miserable pile of shitposts.
...but enough memes, have at you!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14822 on: May 11, 2018, 05:17:05 pm »

Quote from: Praefectus Screptum, on Discord
It is like flashbacks from war, except with a lot more robot babies and fucking.

Nier:Automata? Because there actually is a scene that's literally that.
Hah, that would be far too simple.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14823 on: May 11, 2018, 09:33:12 pm »

Yeah it's in reference to the shit mentioned back here.

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So I think my time on TFU forum was a lot more pleasant than in the game, and that's saying a lot considering it was a horrible place with magic crystals and robot pregnancy

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14824 on: May 12, 2018, 02:20:42 am »

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I'm pretty sure "Don't 9/11 a sex store with a boat" was never one of your objectives.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14825 on: May 12, 2018, 11:45:28 am »

...Monsoon can be beat with jumping and rations.

I hope that's not against the rules. Can't quite recall if this is or isn't allowed.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14826 on: May 12, 2018, 06:28:01 pm »

They will profess their grasp of the subject by saying "I know A. dude", and the masses will gasp with wonderment.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14827 on: May 12, 2018, 07:07:24 pm »

The HellFire is  over 300kg and quite slow. I'm sure we can  use our ex-wife to improve that.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14829 on: May 13, 2018, 02:20:23 pm »

Cut it out before I cut your throats.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14830 on: May 13, 2018, 04:03:39 pm »

Does the liver being "blasted apart" have bad effects if the liberal survived?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14831 on: May 14, 2018, 02:40:44 pm »

We are going to bed a happiness buffer when we slaughter the clergy
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14832 on: May 14, 2018, 11:23:49 pm »

Quote
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14833 on: May 15, 2018, 01:12:08 am »

Surprised nobody beat me to it:

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14834 on: May 15, 2018, 05:21:54 am »

I, for one, welcome our new Tibetan underlords.
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