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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15240 on: October 07, 2018, 09:51:16 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15241 on: October 08, 2018, 06:21:14 pm »

That's fantastic, though now I'm curious whether his son is "the Holy" by his own merits or just by eating fewer children.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15242 on: October 11, 2018, 09:55:13 am »

SUCH A LUST FOR MICROCLINE
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15243 on: October 12, 2018, 08:34:24 pm »

We had 238 Forgotten beast attacks. They stopped coming around year 75 of the fort because the world ran out of them.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15244 on: October 13, 2018, 06:24:29 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15245 on: October 14, 2018, 04:14:37 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15246 on: October 15, 2018, 03:29:34 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15247 on: October 15, 2018, 01:34:04 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15248 on: October 15, 2018, 04:01:29 pm »

Is War the bloody diarrhoea pony or the stranger danger pony?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15249 on: October 16, 2018, 05:09:55 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15250 on: October 18, 2018, 03:04:21 am »

about a half were gays, transgender or had some other psychic sexual aberrations.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15251 on: October 18, 2018, 04:37:28 am »

Dwarf fortress in a nutshell:
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15252 on: October 18, 2018, 05:23:06 am »

So, my parents were actually telling me to do speed all those years??!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15253 on: October 19, 2018, 01:26:22 am »

Fertilizing the crops with magma wouldn’t actually do anything except possibly flood the fortress with magma. I suggest irrigating with water.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15254 on: October 19, 2018, 03:24:15 pm »

about a half were gays, transgender or had some other psychic sexual aberrations.
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