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King Zultan

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15390 on: December 23, 2018, 08:21:31 am »
Quote from: Yoink on December 23, 2018, 08:18:49 am
((BOOBSY NO! YOU WERE THE ONLY MOOB I EVER LOVED. ;_;))   
Quote from: Kagus on December 26, 2018, 12:35:54 pm
What, are you not watering your Nazis every morning?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15391 on: December 28, 2018, 07:27:09 am »
Quote from: overseer05-15 on December 28, 2018, 03:24:23 am
Boy howdy do i love drinking liquid fetuses
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15392 on: December 29, 2018, 11:39:54 pm »
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It's somewhere between Kermit the Frog and Jordan Peterson. That's called the Lime Zone. Don't go there at all costs.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15393 on: December 30, 2018, 05:51:49 am »
Quote from: Cathar on November 30, 2018, 05:49:56 am
2018 : We thought we'd get flying cars, we got caps lock keys on firearms
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15394 on: December 30, 2018, 10:43:00 pm »
Quote from: USEC_OFFICER on December 29, 2018, 11:39:54 pm
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It's somewhere between Kermit the Frog and Jordan Peterson. That's called the Lime Zone. Don't go there at all costs.
Do you mean between in terms of physical shape, or philosophical beliefs?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15395 on: December 31, 2018, 08:01:16 am »
Yes.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15396 on: January 01, 2019, 03:50:43 am »
Quote from: Kagus on December 31, 2018, 07:07:21 am
"Chunky" style farm fresh menstrual blood can also cause problems, but that's more from the giblets than the sauce. And you'd still need a lot of it.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15397 on: January 01, 2019, 04:09:14 am »
Quote from: Culise on December 31, 2018, 04:00:46 pm
Actual customer enters the bar, asks where the bathroom is.  The entire bar spontaneously bursts into flames.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15398 on: January 01, 2019, 07:38:16 pm »
Quote from: Toady One on January 01, 2019, 07:26:50 am
with date stamps to amplify your shame; I imagine my challenge will be to stop the often-psychic engravers from carving them everywhere
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15399 on: January 02, 2019, 02:41:46 pm »
Quote from: Arx on January 02, 2019, 09:06:54 am
please don't slag my behind, it's done nothing wrong
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15400 on: January 03, 2019, 07:58:39 am »
Quote from: DF wiki, Marksdwarf training guide.
Fear the 'm' menu, for it eats children.
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15401 on: January 04, 2019, 10:10:54 am »
Quote from: Culise on January 04, 2019, 12:22:39 am
Moose are secretly Internet debaters
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15402 on: January 05, 2019, 04:05:42 am »
Quote from: Il Palazzo on January 04, 2019, 07:47:52 pm
The canning pot is a sacred space. Thou shall not sully its hallowed internals with cereal boxes lest it loses the Grace of the Creator and don't work no more.

Quote from: duckman on January 04, 2019, 08:00:46 pm
How else am I supposed to carry these 100 sewage samples?
Quote from: Culise on January 04, 2019, 09:00:16 pm
In your stomach, naturally.  Bottoms up.

Quote from: that_eye on January 04, 2019, 08:46:42 pm
The supremely detailed personalities of the dwarfs made their suffering more pleasurable to me.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15403 on: January 06, 2019, 06:41:49 am »
Quote from: George_Chickens on December 28, 2018, 01:01:50 am
A vile force of darkness has arrived! They're not sending their best. Sad!

Quote from: Rumrusher on January 06, 2019, 05:17:29 am
but forcing some poor sod to build an orphanage is a kind deed paved through hellish processes.
Quote from: SaD-82 on January 06, 2019, 08:00:31 am
Well, to maintain an orphanage you will need orphans...
You have to see the bigger picture.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15404 on: January 06, 2019, 10:32:40 am »
Quote from: Max™ on January 05, 2019, 09:46:48 pm
sticking your face in there is just as fun as you think it would be.

Quote from: Max™ on January 05, 2019, 09:46:48 pm
When I was little I used to have nightmares about that piece of shit rising up from the ground and chasing me, if I met the puppet master for that shitcunt I would punch them in the face.
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