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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1538468 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15420 on: January 16, 2019, 02:42:02 am »

Hes not wrong.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15421 on: January 16, 2019, 04:40:40 am »

Mountains also still exist, do they fornicate?

Well, you see, when one tectonic plate and another tectonic plate love eachother very much...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15422 on: January 16, 2019, 01:23:40 pm »

There are people that believe our society will one day ascend to the stars and resemble the logical, refined, and egalitarian ideal of Star Trek through rationality and scientific advancement.

I am no longer one of those people.

ILLUSTRATE ME IN THE FASHION OF ONE OF YOUR HUMAN FRENCH FEMALES. ILLUSTRATE. ILLUSTRAAAAAATE.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15423 on: January 17, 2019, 01:08:33 am »

It's a 1998 phone, so it could be used as an effective weapon.

What they don't know that when they kill a monster they become monsters, so the total number of monsters doesn't change. Or something like that. What I'm saying is, if batman killed Joker AND the Penguin, there would still be one less murderer in Gotham.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15424 on: January 17, 2019, 04:54:51 am »

So yeah I feel like a slap-happy barge fuckwaffle for not thinking of this before but hey, you notice you've got some jewelry or other small metal hardware that you're always fighting to keep tarnish off of: plunk those cuntburgling ass badgersluts in a jar with enough food grade mineral oil to submerge them and go back to being a curbfudging pet stroker.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15425 on: January 17, 2019, 01:36:15 pm »

Clearly there needs to be a secret society dedicated to recovering the True Name of Bear and using it to being about Bearmageddon, during which even the oldest bears will hear it and awaken, thereby collapsing the hills and mountains that have accreted over them in their long hibernation.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15426 on: January 18, 2019, 02:57:26 am »

its human resources, not human resources.

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« Reply #15427 on: January 19, 2019, 09:33:58 pm »

Sterling silver princess prostitutes are clearly the best possible currency for Europe.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15428 on: January 21, 2019, 09:22:15 pm »

"That doesn't make sense, you're drunk.  Anyway, this is why Hitler did nothing wrong...".  From a certain perspective he's actually a good influence

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15429 on: January 22, 2019, 08:59:49 am »

I like balls
Totally not breaking the crotch rule - he's talking about mothballs!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15430 on: January 22, 2019, 04:36:32 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15431 on: January 22, 2019, 09:41:13 pm »

Haha yeah maybe I would if I was a fuckin baked piece of whole wheat bitch, but I'm a BIG BOY that likes his ethics COMICALLY SIMPLE.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15432 on: January 23, 2019, 05:43:06 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15433 on: January 23, 2019, 03:20:13 pm »

Wait, Tuypo's still on the go? Thought he was banned.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15434 on: January 23, 2019, 03:48:42 pm »

Wait, Tuypo's still on the go? Thought he was banned.

He hasn't posted on here since 2014, so I assume this is from somewhere else.
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