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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15675 on: July 21, 2019, 01:37:47 am »
Quote from: Yoink on July 20, 2019, 09:09:39 pm
Friggin' weak-ass spider can't handle their drugs.   
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15676 on: July 21, 2019, 09:55:33 am »
Quote from: Trekkin on July 15, 2019, 05:17:31 pm
There is no secret cabal of maple trees controlling our lives! None at all! They're just trees!

Quote from: dragdeler on July 21, 2019, 04:23:35 am
two whole fresh nuts should yield you the ER.
« Last Edit: July 21, 2019, 10:18:08 am by Bumber »
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15677 on: July 22, 2019, 11:24:04 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15678 on: July 22, 2019, 12:23:36 pm »
« Last Edit: July 22, 2019, 05:22:51 pm by Superdorf »
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Falling angel met the rising ape, and the sound it made was

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tormenting the player is important
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15679 on: July 23, 2019, 11:50:44 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15680 on: July 23, 2019, 03:46:07 pm »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on July 23, 2019, 03:03:01 pm
The morale problem has been completely solved. Turns out the application of ridiculous volumes of whiskey will fix that right up.

Quote from: TheRedwolf on July 23, 2019, 07:28:59 pm
The scent of dead Potato has attracted some wolves, who promptly decide to stop being Predators, and start being Vikings!
« Last Edit: July 23, 2019, 07:32:27 pm by Superdorf »
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Quote from: Frumple on April 30, 2023, 07:07:58 am
Falling angel met the rising ape, and the sound it made was

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Quote from: Toady One on March 02, 2019, 10:33:31 pm
tormenting the player is important
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15681 on: July 24, 2019, 02:37:52 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on July 23, 2019, 04:24:49 pm
Sometimes they forget the locks. Sometimes children are traumatized for life.
Quote from: Sirus on July 23, 2019, 07:40:38 pm
Quote from: pisskop on July 22, 2019, 04:25:58 pm
Sometimes they go into a room, and they shut the door behind them.  Then they lock the door with at least three different locks . . .
And then the woman respawns inside the man, telefragging him and ruining his K/D ratio.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15682 on: July 24, 2019, 04:51:36 am »
Quote from: Malmensa on July 22, 2019, 08:17:42 pm
There is a also a cap on the number of artifacts a fart can have.

Quote from: Frumple on July 24, 2019, 05:46:30 pm
the GOP senate that is pointedly indicating they will refuse to do their fucking

Quote from: dragdeler on July 25, 2019, 06:15:47 am
it's our own fault if we haul our giant ham for bodies toward them inadvertently - they tried to warn us
Quote from: dragdeler on July 25, 2019, 06:15:47 am
Gave it some honey and put it in pole position to get out, 5 minutes later it's ass was vibrating  :)
« Last Edit: July 26, 2019, 08:26:37 am by Bumber »
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15683 on: July 26, 2019, 09:47:54 pm »
Quote from: Orbotosh on July 26, 2019, 05:50:37 pm
This idea would probably have to wait for the Roll To Be An Owl update because crystal magic powers were a plot point
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15684 on: July 26, 2019, 10:35:12 pm »
Quote from: Egan_BW on July 26, 2019, 10:04:27 pm
Wonder if 45 terabytes of hentai is more or less than a lifetime supply.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15685 on: July 28, 2019, 02:41:05 am »
Quote from: Kagus on July 27, 2019, 02:51:44 pm
"Gentlemen, we've done it. The calculations have all been run, and the result is clear: This is scientifically the most erotic image to exist."
Quote from: Rolan7 on July 27, 2019, 02:55:59 pm
A school uniform made entirely of dog faces?
Quote from: Eric Blank on July 27, 2019, 03:34:31 pm
I thought you said faeces... Dog faces sounds slightly less horrifying.

But they'd all be licking her constantly, of course. That's the erotic part, right?


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Quote from: wierd on July 27, 2019, 06:21:00 pm
the whole jesus thing, as kink...

You know they make jackhammer jesus dildos, and baby jesus butt plugs, right?
Religious icon sex toys: Putting the Holy in your holes.
« Last Edit: July 28, 2019, 02:49:01 am by King Zultan »
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15686 on: July 28, 2019, 09:16:21 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15687 on: July 28, 2019, 10:30:46 am »
Quote from: wierd on July 28, 2019, 09:20:30 am
Don't be ridiculous. He just has an anal cat
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15688 on: July 28, 2019, 10:42:59 am »
meow.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15689 on: July 28, 2019, 12:21:50 pm »
Quote from: Kagus on July 28, 2019, 12:05:54 pm
Granny's Homestyle Vaginal Secretions™.
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