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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16125 on: February 26, 2020, 02:57:26 pm »
Quote from: delphonso on February 26, 2020, 08:57:24 am
Show me in the law where it says I can't lick someone else's doorbell. I'm well within my rights.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16126 on: February 27, 2020, 04:39:11 am »
Quote from: Stench Guzman on February 26, 2020, 09:20:54 am
Trying to interrogate a merchant can cause a wagon to fall apart.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16127 on: February 27, 2020, 07:10:48 am »
Quote from: Yoink on February 27, 2020, 06:45:14 am
commanded by their master to prevent our escape, came a dog dressed in bondage gear??!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16128 on: February 27, 2020, 08:38:54 am »
...isn't that just a leash?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16129 on: February 27, 2020, 08:52:12 am »
Quote from: Kagus on February 27, 2020, 08:38:54 am
...isn't that just a leash?
And muzzle, you're forgetting the muzzle.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16130 on: February 27, 2020, 09:22:15 am »
Quote from: Yoink on February 27, 2020, 06:45:14 am
I know it was wearing a ball gag, at least.
There was a muzzle of sorts mentioned.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16131 on: February 28, 2020, 04:07:13 am »
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Every game is Prison architect if you try hard enough.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16132 on: February 28, 2020, 05:02:10 am »
Quote from: Sanctume on February 27, 2020, 02:38:04 pm
No more suffering in nightmares, only parties to be enjoyed with unicorns and My Little Pony porn stars. 
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16133 on: February 28, 2020, 01:43:28 pm »
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It’s like finishin’ a game you’ve started before you start a new one.

Except it’s a Husband.
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16134 on: February 28, 2020, 08:06:07 pm »
An exchange today on a Slashdot article


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Lot's bullets and few guns as well good thing we have the 2th!
2th? 2th!?!? Don't you mean 2nd, you fucking Russian farm troll?

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Lot's bullets and few guns as well good thing we have the 2th!
Who are you? Carl 'the 2th' Williams?

You can't handle the 2th!

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Lot's bullets and few guns as well good thing we have the 2th!
The 2th shall set you free!
but you'll have to fight 2th and nail for it
« Last Edit: February 28, 2020, 08:07:54 pm by Reelya »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16135 on: February 28, 2020, 10:53:50 pm »
Quote from: Reelya on February 28, 2020, 08:06:07 pm
An exchange today on a Slashdot article


Quote
Quote
Lot's bullets and few guns as well good thing we have the 2th!
2th? 2th!?!? Don't you mean 2nd, you fucking Russian farm troll?

Quote
Quote
Lot's bullets and few guns as well good thing we have the 2th!
Who are you? Carl 'the 2th' Williams?

You can't handle the 2th!

Quote
Quote
Quote
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Lot's bullets and few guns as well good thing we have the 2th!
The 2th shall set you free!
but you'll have to fight 2th and nail for it
I read 2th as secondth until I got to the end, then I realized it was twoth
« Last Edit: February 28, 2020, 11:05:48 pm by Naturegirl1999 »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16136 on: February 28, 2020, 10:55:29 pm »
Quote from: Imic on February 28, 2020, 01:43:28 pm
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It’s like finishin’ a game you’ve started before you start a new one.

Except it’s a Husband.
Harry Hill says hi
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16137 on: February 29, 2020, 03:41:07 am »
Quote from: scourge728 on February 28, 2020, 10:55:29 pm
Quote from: Imic on February 28, 2020, 01:43:28 pm
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It’s like finishin’ a game you’ve started before you start a new one.

Except it’s a Husband.
Harry Hill says hi
*Fingerguns*
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16138 on: March 02, 2020, 01:44:34 pm »
Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on March 01, 2020, 09:59:54 pm
i do not know what went on, they dance to fight crime? Why do they beat up bees?

Quote from: Toady One on March 02, 2020, 01:10:26 am
The more successful we are with this, the more fucked up the future becomes, in a wholesome way.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16139 on: March 03, 2020, 06:06:55 am »
Quote from: Imic on February 28, 2020, 04:07:13 am
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Every game is Prison architect if you try hard enough.

Your own home is Prison Architect if you try hard enough :)
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