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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16200 on: April 26, 2020, 01:59:21 am »
Quote from: ChairmanPoo on April 25, 2020, 05:02:05 pm
Are you insinuating that inserting an UV light in your anus doesn't prevent or cure covid19?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16201 on: April 26, 2020, 07:09:55 pm »
Quote from: mko on April 26, 2020, 06:57:06 pm
hills should be smaller than mountains (The Cat Problem, edition II)
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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« Reply #16202 on: April 27, 2020, 01:16:06 am »
"Yeah? Well tell what you're gonna do if I hold you like an ice cream cone?"

"I'm gonna squirm a little, but not much."

"Yeah, that's what I thought."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16203 on: April 27, 2020, 07:21:28 pm »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on April 26, 2020, 11:59:55 pm
Urist tries to reboot his brain.
(seriously, who goes around rebooting brains?)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16204 on: April 27, 2020, 08:03:21 pm »
Quote from: IncompetentFortressMaker on April 27, 2020, 07:21:28 pm
Quote from: Olith McHuman on April 26, 2020, 11:59:55 pm
Urist tries to reboot his brain.
(seriously, who goes around rebooting brains?)
(He had to reboot his brain after failing to think while dr8nk oh booze in front of the Red Queen’s madhouse and another dwarf’s chocolate factory, also the place is patrolled by brain bots which Megamind sold to Urist McChocolate to prevent the koboids he hired from stealing equipment. Eventually Oompa Loompas came too,)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16205 on: April 28, 2020, 01:20:28 am »
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16206 on: April 28, 2020, 02:16:08 am »
Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on April 27, 2020, 08:03:21 pm
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Quote from: Olith McHuman on April 26, 2020, 11:59:55 pm
Urist tries to reboot his brain.
(seriously, who goes around rebooting brains?)
He had to reboot his brain after failing to think while drunk on booze in front of the Red Queen’s madhouse and another dwarf’s chocolate factory
We've all been there, right? Unfortunately the only way to reboot is usually more booze.   
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Booze is Life for Yoink

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16207 on: April 30, 2020, 12:00:14 pm »
Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on April 30, 2020, 10:40:18 am
A somewhat stupid remipod forgot its own question sooner than it forgot to annihilate the American Plutocracy and create Communism.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16208 on: May 01, 2020, 09:56:53 am »
Quote from: Reelya on May 01, 2020, 03:31:01 am
Yeah, I decided not to murder any of the little girls for their little girl juice
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16209 on: May 01, 2020, 01:00:52 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16210 on: May 01, 2020, 02:50:22 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16211 on: May 01, 2020, 05:24:49 pm »
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A homeless man and his pack of feral lesbians.

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Book that gives you bones. Book that takes your bones. DIG. Book that enables pvp.

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Truth is, the game was communism from the start.

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The real communism was the friends we made along the way.

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Would everyone please stop trying to touch the plastic explosives!

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The easily digestible sort that wipe away doubt and fear and neatly organize your new world into happy little DOORBELLS!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16212 on: May 03, 2020, 09:15:34 pm »
Quote from: LordBaal on May 03, 2020, 07:58:18 am
The Moon should be our tutorial level.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16213 on: May 04, 2020, 02:43:55 am »
Quote from: pisskop on May 04, 2020, 01:39:40 am
I was walking at night.  Just suddenly came.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16214 on: May 05, 2020, 01:05:50 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on May 05, 2020, 12:49:55 am
I am completely innocent of genocide. I only killed like 50 people tops.
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Falling angel met the rising ape, and the sound it made was

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