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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1112981 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16215 on: May 16, 2020, 02:44:14 am »

Bigfoot fucking hates being put in half-assed turtle bondage, and makes a noise like a badly injured dog when you try.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16216 on: May 16, 2020, 07:40:34 am »

Take my House of Representatives mace
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16217 on: May 16, 2020, 07:04:29 pm »

one day you're down the street and bend over and there's a sudden tearing and your ass is hanging out for everyone to see. And that bare ass hanging out because of the eroding of the fabric has Trump's face.

Ah, yes! Laundry gentrification!
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16218 on: May 17, 2020, 05:58:58 am »

each can make a flower vase of his ass
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when youíre done?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16220 on: May 18, 2020, 02:57:30 am »

OH GOD NO, SOMEONE ADDED CONTEXT...    WE'LL ALL DOOMED!!!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when youíre done?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16221 on: May 18, 2020, 04:20:26 am »

OH GOD NO, SOMEONE ADDED CONTEXT...    WE'LL ALL DOOMED!!!
Iím not sure if this is context. The fact that the item exists IRL does not assist in determining where the quote is from
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King Zultan

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16222 on: May 18, 2020, 04:24:41 am »

OH GOD NO, SOMEONE ADDED CONTEXT...    WE'LL ALL DOOMED!!!
Iím not sure if this is context. The fact that the item exists IRL does not assist in determining where the quote is from
That's context!
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when youíre done?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16223 on: May 18, 2020, 04:31:12 am »

Oh, letís get this back on track
Quote from: somewhere
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16226 on: May 18, 2020, 02:13:27 pm »

Most people make the mistake of letting their kids get absorbed into an electronic world.
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. Was this inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16227 on: May 20, 2020, 05:10:08 am »


Not a big tree or anything, 6 inches in diameter, and it was delicious.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16228 on: May 20, 2020, 08:43:09 am »

I couldnt hear you over the arabic dogwhistles in your name, pikachu

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did it with an oak tree in our garden.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16229 on: May 28, 2020, 01:59:11 am »

*Toots party horn*

*Confetti falls*

*The confetti is anthrax*
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when youíre done?
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