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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16275 on: May 31, 2020, 04:53:51 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16276 on: May 31, 2020, 08:54:30 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16277 on: June 01, 2020, 08:47:52 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16278 on: June 01, 2020, 12:18:01 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16279 on: June 01, 2020, 12:55:48 pm »

Maybe she’s a Robot crow-spider. I’d be quite happy if I was a robot Crow-spider, honestly.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16281 on: June 02, 2020, 12:54:34 am »

The crucifix ain't the only wood Jesus is carrying
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16282 on: June 02, 2020, 12:46:54 pm »

technically it's only a crucifix once jesus has been fixed on the cruce
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16283 on: June 04, 2020, 02:34:23 am »

So a wizard tries to magic a donkey thinking they'd cleaned it thoroughly but accidentally magics the maggots in their butt.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16284 on: June 04, 2020, 06:13:18 am »

So a wizard tries to magic a donkey thinking they'd cleaned it thoroughly
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16285 on: June 04, 2020, 11:24:59 am »

(Yeah I killed him off, he was too meta to be in this world. lol)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16286 on: June 05, 2020, 01:59:05 am »

I've been trying to spread the burgerpunk aesthetic with a righteous passion.

you're falling for the previously-bounded conversational trap which pro-capitalist folks hope you would.

Marx was basically a sci-fi writer who didn't know he was supposed to be putting green skinned babes and laser swords in there.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16287 on: June 06, 2020, 11:34:46 am »

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So I looked up groin, and it’s, according to Wikipedia, a pseudonym
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16288 on: June 06, 2020, 11:53:40 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16289 on: June 06, 2020, 12:04:20 pm »

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So I looked up groin, and it’s, according to Wikipedia, a pseudonym

I am El Groino, tremble at my might.
things like this are why I dislike autocorrect or autocorrupt as I want to start calling it
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