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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16305 on: June 11, 2020, 11:11:23 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on June 11, 2020, 07:17:13 pm
If Australia is the last bastion of proper tea drinking, things are pretty grim.   
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Quote from: Frumple on April 30, 2023, 07:07:58 am
Falling angel met the rising ape, and the sound it made was

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16306 on: June 13, 2020, 05:18:40 pm »
Quote from: MorleyDev on June 13, 2020, 07:35:26 am
a factory that bulk-produces bee urine by making bees sting the inside of lobsters pincers and collecting the urine that stinging lobsters causes bees to produce to sell. So, you know. Business as usual
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16307 on: June 14, 2020, 08:20:39 am »
Quote from: Enemy post on June 14, 2020, 02:43:26 am
Apparently, Kennedy's head really did just do that.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16308 on: June 14, 2020, 02:01:04 pm »
Quote from: MottledPetrel on June 14, 2020, 01:36:00 pm
I'm currently wrestling with the fact that the Alakazams I brought on embark are getting their teeth kicked in by, and I'm not sure how to convey this, a wild electric car.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16309 on: June 15, 2020, 01:45:07 am »
Quote from: Arx on July 29, 2019, 08:59:13 am
I know it's confusing because it's where he talks from, but Yoink doesn't breathe through his anus.

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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16310 on: June 15, 2020, 02:16:42 pm »
Quote from: Civrealms Norlund Discord, quote from Meo
Those communists are queers, you didn't know?
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16311 on: June 17, 2020, 03:48:40 pm »
Quote from: Shook on June 17, 2020, 03:35:04 pm
any comic that starts with tossing fish at people is automatically awesome and i will accept no arguments toward the contrary
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Quote from: Frumple on April 30, 2023, 07:07:58 am
Falling angel met the rising ape, and the sound it made was

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Quote from: Toady One on March 02, 2019, 10:33:31 pm
tormenting the player is important
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16312 on: June 19, 2020, 12:50:31 am »
Quote from: knutor on June 18, 2020, 11:34:10 pm
that radiation frost(which leads to wet buds, which leads to molded buds, which then leads to the darkside) is the primary killer
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16313 on: June 19, 2020, 06:53:16 pm »
Quote from: Me
That's pretty scary if you watch someone play a tune and then explode.
(unrelated, but the above quote could apparently also be considered a haiku?)
(I should probably stop posting quotes from myself... but I haven't found anything quote-worthy that isn't from me lately. :()
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16314 on: June 20, 2020, 05:04:29 pm »
Quote from: wierd on June 20, 2020, 04:18:15 pm
Oh, How inconsiderate of me!  The Fun Guys of Color have already figured out how to use the amazing properties of melanin to convert high energy ionizing radiation into nutritious biomass.

Quote from: MaximumZero on June 21, 2020, 11:52:15 pm
Fuck, we're being directed by M. Night Shyamalan or Michael Bay.

Quote from: scriver on June 22, 2020, 09:44:06 am
Socrates was a douchenut and should never be quoted.
« Last Edit: June 22, 2020, 12:05:09 pm by Bumber »
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16315 on: June 23, 2020, 09:48:00 pm »
Quote from: King Zultan on June 23, 2020, 05:08:29 am
I can only imagine that cereal would taste like blood and booze.
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Quote from: Frumple on April 30, 2023, 07:07:58 am
Falling angel met the rising ape, and the sound it made was

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Quote from: Toady One on March 02, 2019, 10:33:31 pm
tormenting the player is important
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16316 on: June 24, 2020, 02:03:14 am »
Quote from: dragdeler on June 23, 2020, 08:33:35 pm
a bunch of hair seems a small price to pay to be burried in catloaf.

Quote from: Eschar on June 25, 2020, 09:39:17 am
You can't just say "there is an unstated opinion" and play Pin the Tail Undesirable Motivation on the Donkey.
« Last Edit: June 25, 2020, 08:36:59 pm by Bumber »
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16317 on: June 28, 2020, 12:50:08 pm »
Quote from: martinuzz on June 28, 2020, 12:03:16 pm
It would be inhumane to put pedophiles in prison.
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Quote from: MrRoboto75 on December 10, 2020, 04:32:45 pm
Ghosts are stored in the balls?[/quote]
Quote from: ArchimedesWojak on November 20, 2020, 08:50:24 am
also George_Chickens quit fucking my sister

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16318 on: June 28, 2020, 02:01:57 pm »
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Someone finally called me a horsefucker.
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16319 on: June 30, 2020, 10:59:58 am »
Quote from: Eschar on June 30, 2020, 12:31:29 am
Vegetables aren't full of bloody alien/demonic meat

Quote from: scriver on June 26, 2020, 08:24:19 am
Being dumb is fun

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