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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16320 on: June 30, 2020, 05:35:57 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16321 on: July 02, 2020, 02:25:36 pm »
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16322 on: July 02, 2020, 04:29:25 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16323 on: July 04, 2020, 03:03:23 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16324 on: July 05, 2020, 04:42:22 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16325 on: July 05, 2020, 07:04:05 pm »
"Maybe, rather than worrying about the aliens like everyone else is doing, we can be the only nation with exotic musical instruments"
"This is really weird coming from my Chief Of Defense"
"Oi I'm the one that's been fighting the war, so I know we can't win that war!"
Japan: "We are standing by our exotic musical instruments and our [REDACTED]"
America: "You are aware that we're at war with Russia?"
Japan: "UGH noo..." "What?  Why are you at war with Russia..."
America: "Russia has declared war on NATO-"
Japan: "WHY" "Because of Ukraine or something!"
« Last Edit: July 05, 2020, 07:35:18 pm by Rolan7 »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16326 on: July 06, 2020, 11:51:54 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16327 on: July 06, 2020, 07:10:51 pm »
Quote from: A customer service call
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Customer: No Homer street. H O M E R

One of today's gems from the QA work I do, a real call.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16328 on: July 06, 2020, 08:26:26 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16329 on: July 07, 2020, 08:29:41 am »
Quote from: Rolan7 on July 05, 2020, 07:04:05 pm
"Maybe, rather than worrying about the aliens like everyone else is doing, we can be the only nation with exotic musical instruments"
"This is really weird coming from my Chief Of Defense"
"Oi I'm the one that's been fighting the war, so I know we can't win that war!"
Japan: "We are standing by our exotic musical instruments and our [REDACTED]"
America: "You are aware that we're at war with Russia?"
Japan: "UGH noo..." "What?  Why are you at war with Russia..."
America: "Russia has declared war on NATO-"
Japan: "WHY" "Because of Ukraine or something!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16330 on: July 07, 2020, 08:48:31 am »
Guy on trial: No guys listen I didn't say I'm anti-homosexuality I said I'm anti-homersexuality
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16331 on: July 07, 2020, 09:29:48 am »
Quote from: Kilojoule Proton on July 07, 2020, 02:28:53 am
Maybe, and this could just be me, but maybe it's a bad idea to force guests to watch jellyfishes drifting up and down?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16332 on: July 07, 2020, 01:38:11 pm »
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That’s not a unibrow, that’s my pimples!
« Last Edit: July 07, 2020, 05:03:18 pm by Imic »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16333 on: July 07, 2020, 09:40:02 pm »
Quote from: Acipenser on July 07, 2020, 02:59:45 pm
The only reasonable thing a dwarf can do: drink heavily and hide from the walruses.

Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 08, 2020, 03:19:23 pm
For as Jesus said: "If one among your wretched womenfolk shall develop tumors of the breast, she is surely damned. Cast the enemy out! There is no greater commandment than this."
« Last Edit: July 08, 2020, 11:47:35 pm by Bumber »
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16334 on: July 10, 2020, 08:49:16 am »
Quote from: delphonso on July 10, 2020, 07:58:25 am
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Me: I think my butt plug has had a Chernobyl level meltdown.
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