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[Superdorf]

Would you prefer a suit that is kept fed and contented, or a starving suit that develops animosity for its uncaring owner?

Children's laughter

A vital part of the ecosystem

...learn the secrets of life and death already. You get cool magic powers, you stop ageing, and, most importantly, you can drink as much booze as you want without any risk of death.

[Bumber]

Except This is beans

the only thing that can actually be a challenge to get from plants is B12, mainly due to modern farming practices meaning it no longer occurs naturally.

I get my B12 online, personally

A cat climbs a lap
hooks a claw in the nipple
Agony blossoms

Pedantic ramblings
Musings of vague concepts
Boredom soon follows

Tempers burn as suns
Hot words run across the web
Godwin soon ensues

Those are some cool ideas, but a bag of ideas is worth a bag. I don't want excuses, I want pictures of Spider Man!

[Imic]

And let me tell you, you don’t know how good it is to be able to put on a t-shirt until you have your boobs cut off.

[TamerVirus]

Maybe only a little bit of concentration camps is fine

POOP IN UR LUNG

LUNG POOP.

[Bumber]

suddenly the catnip drops and they're hit by The Fear, causing them to blast off in an attempt to reach low orbit

[Imic]

Ah yes, the four basic needs: Food, air, water, I M M O R T A L I T Y.

And Steam don’t forget the games

[Bumber]

We didn't know about/understand the Häagen-Dazs Effect in relation to chocolate sprinkle density, but now our models incorporate this factor

[Imic]

... Okay so I might be evil.

[Superdorf]

Oh, I know what you're thinking, "But that's a great idea, I can set up a still on a glacier without setting up an underground farm first."  And yeah, it'll be all fun and games, forcing your dorfs to quaff weird, nasty Chicken Beer and Pork Wine...but then the lean times hit, and the still runs dry, and as your booze stockpile dwindles, folks start getting ideas.  Ideas for new sources, new brews.  Then one day, Urist McHauler comes up missing, and there's a few new barrels of Mysterious Grog in the stockpile...

That’s called resourcefulness

[Bumber]

it turns out most people don't want a Lovecraftian horror for a god.

those damn Obama masks tried to crawl down their throat and strangle them!

[Eschar]

Nothing says 'username' like pungent, damp sex organs.

[George_Chickens]

I Killed him, because he was literally raping my sister in front of me, had my mother tied to an electric chair, and was actively electrocuting her while he climaxed, and my sister screamed in torment.

[Superdorf]

the government is going to collapse and big pharma will take over, and literally everyone will morph into mutant homicidal dope fiends, ruled over, in the rubble, by a cyber-mutant Jeff Bezos.

[pikachu17]

I was trying to come out as trans to Giorno Giovanni in jail, after being captured by Sanemi from Kimetsu no Yaiba for trying to capture Yoshikage kira in a bear suit(I think they were brothers).

[Eschar]

Can we not break the planet in half we need it to live on.

What if the coronavirus is just an email spambot rigged into controlling a printer that is using paper from the Death Note?