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[Bumber]

I could correlate something like a preference for a certain shade of paint with which testicle is most descended.

[AzyWng]

WTH do I do with all these hoes?

[Imic]

It gave me all kinds of new and unique ways to regret my life choices.

[King Zultan]

I'm not sure how I feel about having a collection of animal butts for our visitors' final impression.

Overall a good thing, I reckon. Kinda odd, but hardly on the level of exploding a city for doing butt stuff.

[Bumber]

The solution is to stop feeding almonds to bees.

It was Pepe, ok?

feels plague man

What? Did Cthulu wipe his ass on my carpet?
What? Is he not house-trained?

That is a suspiciously specific series of butt-ghost related events.

The most deadly animal in Australia is by far the horse

[George_Chickens]

A black person bit his mother when he was young and sucked the whiteness out of her.

[Reelya]

i got some forms in the mail about my new cat cunt

I think they said account. but you know how those mail order cat cunts can be.

[Dunamisdeos]

i got some forms in the mail about my new cat cunt

I think they said account. but you know how those mail order cat cunts can be.

Mine's strawberry. They have green apple and blue flavor too.

[Bumber]

Things were going pretty well until I heard a buzzing in my ear, and was immediately beset by mosquitoes, throwing me into a violent, volcanic rage. I demanded to know who the fuck created these things

Pork and rice that tastes like fruity pebbles.

The convention is set in a dumpy hotel with yellowed, smoke-stained walls. Inexplicably, it's a low-key Democrat convention. I know this because Hilary Clinton is in the crowd near the front, very low-key just there.

Impossible, I heard 'em say he's forever amazing. You're paranoid, facts can't tell me nothing, only one heartless power clique (vs. the people, through the wire) says no more parties in LA and all falls down.

[Superdorf]

IT IS AS THEY SAY. GOATS WILL EAT EVERYTHING. THEY BEING THE PROPHETS. THIS IS THE ANCIENT PROPHECY OF DOOM. ONE HAS CLEARLY ALREADY DEVOURED ENOUGH CANS TO DEVELOP AN EXOSKELETON. WE MUST ATTACK PREEMPTIVELY.

[King Zultan]

Trip the light fucktastic as they say.

[Superdorf]

Monkey MonkeyMonkey monkeys monkey monkey's monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey -monkey monkey monkey-. Monkey monkey monkeys monkey  monkey monkey monkey.

[Reelya]

apparently you are a fucking appetiser or something

Apparently some of our customers are cannibals now.

[hector13]

A fucking appetizer.

You’re the foreplay, boy.

[Reelya]

The agent on the call was a woman however, speaker was male.

Spoiler: Context (click to show/hide)

I see the transcripts because I work in auditing the calls, the agent wouldn't know this happened, they don't see that. One time the transcript read "fuck fuck fuck" but I listened to it and it was "woof woof woof" in the background. Whatever AI they trained on it seems to really profanity. Luckily monitoring the language isn't my job, the agent could actually call the customer a shit-eating piece of rectal floss, and I'd just skim over that, because that's not a regulatory compliance issue that's on our list: someone else's problem obviously.