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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1554290 times)

Imic

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16395 on: October 01, 2020, 05:31:44 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16396 on: October 07, 2020, 10:15:09 pm »

humans are the enemy of good health.
The traditional job of VP is to be the awful second choice nobody wants that will dissuade assassination attempts.
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16397 on: October 08, 2020, 01:57:05 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16398 on: October 09, 2020, 03:25:02 pm »

Ive heard that being Bella or any of the princesses is a terrible job.  Lots of groping and such.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16399 on: October 10, 2020, 10:38:00 am »

time-travel tourism relies on the immutability of the past to give every person the opportunity to go back and kill hitler.
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16402 on: October 13, 2020, 04:58:27 am »

Yet another example of 'not wearing pants' solving the world's problems.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16403 on: October 13, 2020, 06:44:18 pm »

As someone who experienced that, I can say it is 100% worth it. I had a friend shit his pants in an airport because of it and that still doesn't stop him.
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16404 on: October 14, 2020, 07:01:44 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16405 on: October 14, 2020, 11:21:24 pm »

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He's just sexy goth tattooed Severus Snape and he's also a parasaurolophus and we are left to just figure it out.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16406 on: October 16, 2020, 02:18:18 pm »

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[If you weren't sure] they were friend or foe you could just yell, which you should have been doing this whole time anyway.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16407 on: October 19, 2020, 09:23:28 am »

"Went to Jurassic Park and didn't get killed. ONE STAR!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16408 on: October 21, 2020, 12:01:37 am »

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It's like that sound you hear when the remote control for the TV falls into the crack of the sofa, and when you crawl in there to get it, you discover a crumbling thermonuclear reactor being operated by a death cult of faceless automatons in matching tracksuits..only better.
   
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16409 on: October 24, 2020, 11:49:00 am »

We're gonna have these big, beautiful mail guns and letters are going to be flying all over the place, it's going to be great.
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?
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