Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 1094 1095 [1096] 1097 1098 ... 1126

Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1558681 times)

bloop_bleep

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16425 on: November 22, 2020, 11:53:32 pm »

Though I do like keeping spare lungs around personally, just in case.
Logged
Quote from: KittyTac
The closest thing Bay12 has to a flamewar is an argument over philosophy that slowly transitioned to an argument about quantum mechanics.
Quote from: thefriendlyhacker
The trick is to only make predictions semi-seriously.  That way, I don't have a 98% failure rate. I have a 98% sarcasm rate.

delphonso

  • Bay Watcher
  • menaces with spikes of pine
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16426 on: November 23, 2020, 09:22:22 am »

My chemfuel comes from genetically modified prisoners.

ArchimedesWojak

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Logged
YET ANOTHER DATA-COLLECTION THREAD FROM MR. "NOT FEDERAL AUTHORITIES."
ArchimedesWojak is very militant against zoophilia due to his deeply held religious beliefs.

ArchimedesWojak

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16428 on: November 23, 2020, 10:31:21 am »

-Quick fix to gorillas not transcending to cybernetic demigods, this should happen now
Logged
YET ANOTHER DATA-COLLECTION THREAD FROM MR. "NOT FEDERAL AUTHORITIES."
ArchimedesWojak is very militant against zoophilia due to his deeply held religious beliefs.

King Zultan

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Logged
The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

ArchimedesWojak

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Logged
YET ANOTHER DATA-COLLECTION THREAD FROM MR. "NOT FEDERAL AUTHORITIES."
ArchimedesWojak is very militant against zoophilia due to his deeply held religious beliefs.

Dunamisdeos

  • Bay Watcher
  • Duggin was the hero we needed.
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16431 on: November 25, 2020, 01:13:20 pm »

Quote
Old Spice? The forgotten Spice Girl?
Logged
FACT I: Post note art is best art.
FACT II: Dunamisdeos is a forum-certified wordsmith.
FACT III: "All life begins with Post-it notes and ends with Post-it notes. This is the truth! This is my belief!...At least for now."
FACT IV: SPEECHO THE TRUSTWORM IS YOUR FRIEND or BEHOLD: THE FRUIT ENGINE 3.0

Empiricist

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16432 on: November 27, 2020, 10:15:21 pm »

Quote from: Chevaleresse (on Discord)
Please punish me, I've been illuminaughty
Logged
Quote from: Caellath (on Discord)
<Caellath>: Emp is the hero we don't need, deserve or want

Akura

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16433 on: December 09, 2020, 01:08:18 pm »

Considering that your expectations going in should be downright minimal, it's not entirely awful. And thankfully short. Also, I think you're supposed to be female.
Logged
Quote
They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
... Yes, the hugs are for everyone.  No stabbing, though.  Just hugs.

hector13

  • Bay Watcher
  • It’s shite being Scottish
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16434 on: December 09, 2020, 10:40:37 pm »

No, that appears to be a dick and also balls. You can tell from the dick, and also the balls.
Logged
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

ArchimedesWojak

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16435 on: December 11, 2020, 10:09:08 am »

Quote from: My Older Sister
Do you remember that time i tried to stick a firework up my ass?
Logged
YET ANOTHER DATA-COLLECTION THREAD FROM MR. "NOT FEDERAL AUTHORITIES."
ArchimedesWojak is very militant against zoophilia due to his deeply held religious beliefs.

King Zultan

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16436 on: December 12, 2020, 03:01:25 am »

Logged
The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Bumber

  • Bay Watcher
  • REMOVE KOBOLD
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16437 on: December 12, 2020, 04:06:28 pm »

Oh no you're not taking pizza tea away from me
Logged
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Naturegirl1999

  • Bay Watcher
  • Thank you TamerVirus for the avatar switcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16438 on: December 12, 2020, 10:23:30 pm »

Oh no you're not taking pizza tea away from me
what...what is pizza tea? Is it when you try melting a pizza?
Logged

dragdeler

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16439 on: December 12, 2020, 10:37:37 pm »

-
« Last Edit: September 16, 2023, 01:11:47 pm by dragdeler »
Logged
let
Pages: 1 ... 1094 1095 [1096] 1097 1098 ... 1126