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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1538271 times)

Dunamisdeos

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16440 on: December 14, 2020, 01:41:54 pm »

Hold on yes let me step in here with me Bible

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It says right here exactly in Psalms or Genesis or something that people who boil pizza are going to the "extra hell".
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16441 on: December 14, 2020, 02:13:08 pm »

Here's the sequence from Kojima's old game Snatcher where Gillian and... his robot assistant, Metal Gear... try Neo Kobe Pizza.  It's not exactly boiled, more like a really weird few-seconds dunk in soup for extra flavor.
I can sorta imagine it working (though the way they describe it is SO WEIRD).
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16442 on: December 14, 2020, 02:33:52 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16443 on: December 14, 2020, 02:50:45 pm »

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only Neo Kobe Pizza.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16444 on: December 14, 2020, 04:50:58 pm »

instead of being happy being a Hyundai, they want to become a Toyota, but they're a Hyundai physically. Yes, that is probably the stupidest analogy I've ever come up with.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16445 on: December 16, 2020, 03:22:01 am »

IM JUST A SWEET TRANSVESTITE FROM TRANSSEXUALLL TRANSLVANIAAAAAA
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16446 on: December 16, 2020, 08:57:47 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16447 on: December 17, 2020, 12:46:03 am »

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You don't know what would be the end of a serial killer's list: plants, animals, people, or even inanimate objects.
How...do you kill something that was never alive?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16448 on: December 17, 2020, 04:30:26 am »

If you try hard enough you can kill anything.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16449 on: December 17, 2020, 10:17:56 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16450 on: December 18, 2020, 09:17:13 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16452 on: December 20, 2020, 02:36:25 am »

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ifk if yall come be any help but im trying to make a pressed tablet cosnistering of a binifing material (magnesium streate props0, and two axtives, l-heanine and caffine. i plan to grin the streatae toa few consistency, dissolve the actives in a colored solvent, thhen try and squish ths hoppy homogenous mess in a supplement using  a hammer press
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i want to make these so i can have: say i've made my own danw pill, two becjase the market for something like this is high and also knowing youve created something almost homogenously pure % wise out of such simpl items is a magor goal of mine esp for the cheap
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This one didn't want to be who they was. On the Surface – it was a dull, unconsidered sadness. But everything changed. Which implied everything could change.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16453 on: December 20, 2020, 04:05:54 am »

which only makes sense if their jaws can dislocate like a snake's and swallow a short broad midget wholesale in an instant. Good thing the goblins already been traumatized
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16454 on: December 20, 2020, 04:11:02 pm »

along with the pyrophilia and grandma fucking an angel to regain her youth
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?
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