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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16455 on: December 20, 2020, 09:57:49 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16456 on: December 20, 2020, 10:07:19 pm »
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There is a big apple tree in front of me  and I was thinking, is there intelligent life elsewhere in the universe?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16457 on: December 20, 2020, 11:07:25 pm »
Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on December 17, 2020, 12:46:03 am
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You don't know what would be the end of a serial killer's list: plants, animals, people, or even inanimate objects.
How...do you kill something that was never alive?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16458 on: December 21, 2020, 06:22:58 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16459 on: December 22, 2020, 03:04:32 pm »
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Every story ultimately comes down to the oldest and most fundamental of conflicts: Clowns vs. Feet.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16460 on: December 24, 2020, 01:40:16 am »
Quote from: hector13 on December 23, 2020, 07:07:15 pm
I know your penis is awesome, but there’s no need to brag.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16461 on: December 24, 2020, 05:50:30 pm »
Quote from: Caz on December 24, 2020, 03:06:10 pm
either going for a walk or LARPing as a burrito all day
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16462 on: December 25, 2020, 06:38:58 am »
Quote from: Starver on December 24, 2020, 03:13:10 pm
I'd be at the traditional Christmas Eve meeting of the clan
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16463 on: December 26, 2020, 12:39:06 am »
Quote from: Rolan7 on December 25, 2020, 02:04:19 pm
Quote from: scriver on December 25, 2020, 02:02:11 pm
In that case Swedes will live on for three generations more
I'm so sorry

Quote from: LordBaal on December 30, 2020, 08:16:42 am
I woke up too many times to smell a piece of soap in the bathroom like an idiot....

Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 31, 2020, 06:17:56 am
Sounds like something Michaelangelo would've painted. A gigantic angelic chorus of assorted forum users reading from the good raws to the big moistened frog in the rainy skies

Quote from: MrRoboto75 on December 31, 2020, 08:22:41 pm
A gyro is a greek taco
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16464 on: January 02, 2021, 07:35:15 pm »
Quote from: Caz on January 02, 2021, 07:12:32 pm
Yum - grasshoppers, carrion and pine cones.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16465 on: January 03, 2021, 07:03:31 am »
Quote from: LordBaal on January 03, 2021, 06:55:25 am
Tu papa tiene muchos anos: your potato has many assholes
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16466 on: January 03, 2021, 09:54:26 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16467 on: January 03, 2021, 11:12:27 pm »
Quote from: Uthimienure on January 03, 2021, 02:26:54 pm
Black Bears seem to be helpless against Parrots.

Quote from: Toady One on January 02, 2021, 12:38:36 am
We don't have all the animals chopped up into little pieces, so we won't be removing their limbs etc.
« Last Edit: January 04, 2021, 01:30:00 am by Bumber »
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16468 on: January 05, 2021, 08:03:08 pm »
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...we have a tremendous amount of dead people.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16469 on: January 07, 2021, 10:02:17 am »
Quote from: methylatedspirit on January 06, 2021, 11:20:19 am
just now a girl told me that she had (what amounts to) a crush on my bike. When will this madness end?!

It's a fat bike; its tires are 26x4.0 (i.e. THICC by typical bike standards).
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?
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