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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16470 on: January 08, 2021, 01:48:42 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16471 on: January 08, 2021, 02:03:15 pm »
Quote from: Mathel on January 08, 2021, 06:35:19 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16472 on: January 09, 2021, 08:18:07 am »
Quote from: pisskop on January 08, 2021, 01:54:38 pm
What if wallace and gromit, but dicks?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16473 on: January 09, 2021, 03:02:14 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16474 on: January 09, 2021, 04:22:30 pm »
Spoiler: from Tales of Vesperia (click to show/hide)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16475 on: January 09, 2021, 11:24:41 pm »
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after extensive testing my conclusion is that liquor draws weird flavours out of beyond meat
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16476 on: January 09, 2021, 11:32:50 pm »
Quote from: Rolan7 on January 09, 2021, 11:24:41 pm
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after extensive testing my conclusion is that liquor draws weird flavours out of beyond meat
I’d like to know what “beyond meat” is
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16477 on: January 09, 2021, 11:37:02 pm »
It is the vegetarian meat substitute in Impossible Whoppers from Burger King (tm) (r).
It's sorta cool in that it emulates the taste of meat surprisingly well, even in taste tests.  It's a little expensive though, for being made entirely of plants.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16478 on: January 10, 2021, 01:56:34 am »
Quote from: Rolan7 on January 09, 2021, 11:37:02 pm
It's sorta cool in that it emulates the taste of meat surprisingly well, even in taste tests.
I have a hard time believing that because I had one of those and it was incredibly salty and tasted strongly of chemicals.
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16479 on: January 10, 2021, 01:57:58 am »
...unlike a fast food burger?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16480 on: January 10, 2021, 02:16:25 am »
Way more chemical and saltiness than then the regular stuff.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16481 on: January 10, 2021, 03:56:52 am »
Probably shouldn't have had so much liquor with it, then.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16482 on: January 12, 2021, 06:33:00 am »
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I swear I'm not banging cats
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I've made my bed and now I must take my cats to it.
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Nobody cared who I was until I put the cat on.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16483 on: January 15, 2021, 07:24:40 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16484 on: January 15, 2021, 07:37:56 pm »
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