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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16530 on: March 04, 2021, 01:37:49 am »
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the Nazis won World War II and nuked Metropolis in 1962, killing millions of people, including Catwoman, who was First Lady to President Batman.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16531 on: March 04, 2021, 05:23:47 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16532 on: March 04, 2021, 02:55:32 pm »
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Our five year olds are cutting people up on the surgeon’s table, but at least they don’t have violent video games.

... I’m sure they want video games...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16533 on: March 05, 2021, 11:12:35 am »
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being an obsessive stamp collector can make you immortal.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16534 on: March 11, 2021, 08:25:59 pm »
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In other words, let's approach as closely as possible to the platonic ideal of a stream of piss
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16535 on: March 12, 2021, 07:44:52 pm »
Quote from: LordBaal on March 12, 2021, 07:38:39 pm
Quote from: Egan_BW on March 12, 2021, 07:32:32 pm
I mean, we all die eventually~
Hopefully not because having non euclidean anuses.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16536 on: March 12, 2021, 08:02:16 pm »
Ye beat me to it *shakes fist*
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the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16537 on: March 13, 2021, 02:34:51 am »
Quote from: Maximum Spin on March 12, 2021, 04:50:28 pm
Someone's attempt at making a "more realistic" fantasy RPG system that accidentally got derailed into fetish porn, as so many things do.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16538 on: March 13, 2021, 12:21:00 pm »
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There are three types of mods. The funny ones, the horny ones, and the ones that completely change the game. This... this is a true mod.

It’s also slightly horny.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16539 on: March 14, 2021, 07:24:50 am »
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It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people. ~ Chairman Sheng-ji Yang, "Ethics for Tomorrow"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16540 on: March 15, 2021, 04:52:30 am »
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Can't wait til I graduate Law-School and get my own government assigned gay-lover-rival :)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16541 on: March 15, 2021, 05:04:44 am »
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It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people. ~ Chairman Sheng-ji Yang, "Ethics for Tomorrow"

I love that game beyond anything. Good online too. Simultaneous seat system.


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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16542 on: March 17, 2021, 03:32:57 pm »
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I accidentally joined a political activist group that happens to get together to sing songs on Sunday.
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« Reply #16543 on: March 17, 2021, 03:36:10 pm »
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Can't wait til I graduate Law-School and get my own government assigned gay-lover-rival :)

Damn it, is that how you get issued one of those?! Mathematics was such a mistake!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16544 on: March 17, 2021, 03:40:36 pm »
Quote from: Vector on March 17, 2021, 03:36:10 pm
Quote from: Imic on March 15, 2021, 04:52:30 am
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Can't wait til I graduate Law-School and get my own government assigned gay-lover-rival :)

Damn it, is that how you get issued one of those?! Mathematics was such a mistake!

Across the hall in Room 102 is the course bundle for Gay-Lover-Rivalry Law. It's a profitable cycle for universities.
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