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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1537972 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16590 on: May 03, 2021, 02:39:20 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16591 on: May 03, 2021, 12:28:16 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16592 on: May 03, 2021, 03:20:41 pm »

suddenly I had a girlfriend, who turned out to be a Minecraft bee. Not only that, but she was cursed.
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16593 on: May 04, 2021, 01:16:14 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16594 on: May 05, 2021, 05:57:30 am »

Technically, you could probably do this with a living person, but you don't want to deal with their constant flailing and screaming.   
   
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16595 on: May 05, 2021, 02:50:44 pm »

They might also derive energy from the radiated evil of hell, which, for all I know, improves the flavour.

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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16596 on: May 06, 2021, 03:02:04 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16597 on: May 06, 2021, 05:58:38 pm »

I do catch myself stroking PCs I have some connection to, because I think they deserve to be taken care of like any pet.
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16598 on: May 07, 2021, 11:29:52 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16599 on: May 08, 2021, 01:22:06 pm »

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When you look past the other stuff, this really is just lesbian musical Horus Heresy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16600 on: May 10, 2021, 04:39:55 am »

Cons: Can't sleep on side proper. Pros: Can't be awoken by fucking foxes fucking
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16601 on: May 10, 2021, 05:24:01 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16602 on: May 10, 2021, 08:01:26 am »

It keeps getting burnt down by complete randos trying to burn down the goat like it's some kinda tradition, but it's actually illegal.
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16603 on: May 10, 2021, 05:23:44 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16604 on: May 11, 2021, 09:18:44 am »

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Don't. Don't say it. I actually did a lot of work on my anger you know; Trying to put all the supernatural bollocks behind me. And now my therapist thinks I'm the chosen one.
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