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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1535167 times)

methylatedspirit

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16605 on: May 13, 2021, 02:54:28 am »

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As he sensually inserted his hard capacitor legs into the hot, wet solder joint
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16606 on: May 17, 2021, 06:13:55 pm »

the Grear Pyramids Of Giza is an ancient starship that was used to take Adolph Hitler's secret nazi army to Jupiter where they discovered how to do the Harlem Shake
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16607 on: May 18, 2021, 11:03:27 am »

The fluffiest bread in the world is more dense than these aerogels of information.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16608 on: May 19, 2021, 01:27:44 am »

How would they know if you're not just playing with yourself?
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16609 on: May 19, 2021, 07:58:58 am »

I didn't realise until way later on that cat can climb tree. It took a while to get cat out of tree, too.
   
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16611 on: May 22, 2021, 09:22:45 am »

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Jesus was the original Amogus.
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16613 on: May 27, 2021, 07:31:38 am »

I can't think of anything big-picture that's significant for male lifespan that wouldn't also be significant for female lifespan.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16614 on: June 01, 2021, 01:31:03 am »

Yeah, but I won't stop even if I have to kill the WHOLE world by myself!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16615 on: June 02, 2021, 08:01:13 pm »

Life goes on and the elephant gets bigger.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16616 on: June 03, 2021, 03:56:00 am »

it has to be way better than those other ones! The fact that a full-screen version might cause seizures is just a bonus.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16617 on: June 04, 2021, 06:52:53 pm »

the world rotates 'round my head as I turn.
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16618 on: June 10, 2021, 05:27:12 pm »

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Bisexual Anime Rockstar God-Emperor Of Man is the vibe I'm getting here.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16619 on: June 10, 2021, 07:08:28 pm »

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Bisexual Anime Rockstar God-Emperor Of Man is the vibe I'm getting here.

What is this from?
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