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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16605 on: September 14, 2021, 12:36:37 pm »

The sheer irony of calling an inhuman, tentacled dragon knight normal seemed lost on Patrica. Without a second thought, she nonchalantly removed her knife from Tahra's freshly-comeuppanced corpse and turned to leave.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16606 on: September 16, 2021, 03:44:31 am »

My experiments with love making appear to have born fruit. Weird fruit, sure, but fruit nonetheless.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16608 on: September 23, 2021, 03:47:12 am »

I am testing a cow with genitals.. dont ask me why, but i cant figure out why it isnt working...

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16609 on: October 10, 2021, 08:39:47 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16610 on: October 13, 2021, 08:54:35 am »

An unfortnate mix of explosives and stupidity turned the gender reveal party into a baby shower

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16611 on: October 18, 2021, 08:21:50 am »

What you're describing is a hand salad

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16612 on: October 18, 2021, 09:24:35 am »

hehe. Why does it sound like a euphemism for something sexual?
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« Reply #16613 on: October 18, 2021, 09:49:22 am »

It tasted like... death.  And air?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16614 on: October 21, 2021, 01:37:26 am »

You're telling me I could send a baby raiding for his birthday every year and end up with a 30-year-old baby?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16615 on: October 26, 2021, 08:12:32 am »

...Moreover, WHOEVER touches the bubbles shall grow big tits and squeeze them.  Why? Why indeed? Whyn't? Is this the truth? Nay, says the naysaying bunny girl cheerleader who HATES squeezing. Therefore,  ALL must not hesitate to squeeze tits! Oh, said God, that's absolutely proper behavior...
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That thread is beautiful and all should live by its words.
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