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[Imic]

Ask and ye shall receive

[methylatedspirit]

You know, I really thought it was a Jojo reference. Never actually watched Jojo myself, but I've heard at least 3 of those traits applied to whoever the guy on the front cover is.

[Egan_BW]

We're talking about someone who's only reactions to violence are "cower helplessly" and "global genocide"

[EuchreJack]

a1s — Today at 4:34 PM
I'm actually looking for brains more than money, is your expedition likely to find any?

[Enemy post]

The game continues until a faction achieves its win condition; for the village, this usually means eliminating the evil minority...

[King Zultan]

it's like waves crashing on the beach, by way of fornicating industrial machinery

[McTraveller]

This is just a game about cleaning. What is going on!?

[King Zultan]

That's just his eyes rolling back into his head from the sheer pleasure of urinating on everything.

[Imic]

Remember, kids: changing your pronouns is the leading cause of house fires.

[Naturegirl1999]

some asshole scooby doo villain in a rudy giuliani mask who was later revealed to be rudy giuliani

[Enemy post]

Not looking forward to this year.

[EuchreJack]

Where soap doesn't work, everclear might.

[methylatedspirit]

Expect: to see femboys being used to sell motor oil!

[King Zultan]

we dorfs really are Satan's messengers considering what goes on at this fort.

[Caz]

Spoiler: 'welcome to dwarf fortress' (click to show/hide)

lavasnail: i legit found dwarf fortress as a demo in a magazine
and it was impossible to play
...imagine you just find an exe file and play it
and its like
ascii
with obscure menus

Bun: roooooooooooofl

lavasnail: and you are unsure if this is even a game or like some spreadsheet
i rage quit it like 8 times before i thought to even look up the website to see if there was any manual
but it annoyed me bc i couldnt figure out what the fuck it was about
there were these little smiley faces and i tried to build a bed and it said 'you need a bed to build a bed'
i was like
WHAT?

Bun: i remember this stage of learning yes
i remember you told me to play it and i felt like things were going to make enough sense at first until i saw the smiley faces and didn't know how to control them. and then there was the part of feeling like an idiot while trying to learn how to place a bed or chair or really even DO ANYTHING
i was legit like "ok but how do i control it if i dont control them directly? i understand its like the sims but what the FUCK is this INTERFACE"


lavasnail: yeah
i was so happy when i learned how to make them dig things
but i was like
what is this.
what is that.
oh, this is granite
'wtf is microline?'
oh its blue i like it. lets make blue chairs
'how do we make chairs'
and then like, 8 camels arrived
and slaughtered everyone

Bun: jkshdfjklsdlkfjsdf

lavasnail:
'your fortress has crumbled to its end.'
WHAT?
just spent last 5 hrs to make a blue chair. gotta start again

Bun: "welcome to dwarf fortress"