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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1538322 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16665 on: October 27, 2021, 01:28:38 am »

That thread is beautiful and all should live by its words.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16666 on: October 30, 2021, 03:45:56 am »

Hold! What you are doing to us is wrong! Why do you do this thing?


Alien, you have spoken the Words, and you have spoken them rightly.
We will tell you our reasons why we enslave all other sentient life.
We evolved on a hostile world, the descendants of solitary hunters.
In those ancient days, there was no Kohr-Ah or Kzer-Za, only the Ur-Quan.
We explored our world, and then the space beyond.
Here we met the six races of the Sentient Milieu, which we joined as partners.
It was on a routine planetfall that one of our Milieu scoutships first met the Dnyarri.
They were evilly intelligent creatures who could control the minds of others.
They wanted to rule the universe. We could not resist them.
For thousands of years, we were unthinking slaves to the Dnyarri.
The Dnyarri had a special liking for us Ur-Quan
so they began to tinker with our genes. They built two Ur-Quan sub-races
one Green, the thinkers and planners
the other Black, the warriors and laborers.
When the martyred genius Kzer-Za gave us the secret to defeating the Dnyarri, we destroyed them.
Then we decided that we would never again be slaves.
We would follow the Path of Now and Forever.
We decided to enslave or imprison all other intelligent life in the galaxy.
We had slave-shielded one world, when we learned that the Black Ur-Quan
under a new leader, Kohr-Ah, had devised the Eternal Doctrine
which called for the `cleansing', the annihilation, of all non-Ur-Quan sentient life.
Before we could stop them, they burned the Yuptar race's homeworld
and were on their way to the planet of the last remaining free race.
We met the Kohr-Ah in orbit above that planet. We confronted them. They would not submit. We fought.
When our battle was done, the Kohr-Ah were defeated.
We exiled them, sent the remnant of the Kohr-Ah fleet into the unknown reaches of the galaxy.
Then we began our own migration, moving around the galaxy in the opposite direction of the Kohr-Ah.
Captain. You have heard our words. Now you have a decision to make.
Submit to us, the Ur-Quan Kzer-Za, or face our wrath.


I will leave now.

Your independence is too dangerous for us to tolerate.
You shall be punished.


You aren't much of a listener, are you?

A final command human, but it is more of a plea.
Your insubordination has guaranteed your death, there can be no alternative
but your species has not yet crossed the threshold of disobedience
that would require us to decimate Earth.
You have survived combat with us before. You may survive the ensuing battle.
If this happens, leave! Return to your home. Await our arrival there.
If you interfere with us here, we may lose the Doctrinal conflict with the Kohr-Ah.
If we are defeated, you are defeated as well.
The Kohr-Ah will be unleashed. They will begin a genocidal orgy, cleansing all known sentience.
They will crack the slave shield around Earth and reduce the surface of your blue world to cinders.
« Last Edit: October 30, 2021, 03:48:52 am by Caz »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16667 on: October 30, 2021, 09:22:34 am »

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"Anybody want a peanut?"

If you don't know who said this, you're no friend of mine.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16668 on: October 30, 2021, 10:04:54 am »

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"There's no way people controlling robots that cool could possibly be bad guys!"

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"Besides, the Magic Knights are working with them. That counts for a lot in terms of trustworthiness."

"We come second to the robots, huh..."

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16669 on: October 30, 2021, 02:55:22 pm »

"Hey, Gray, what does that feel like?"
Like having my skull penetrated by a sharp lemon.
Very zesty booooard!

Whoa, what's American foreign policy doing in my sandwich?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16670 on: November 15, 2021, 02:38:00 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16671 on: November 22, 2021, 10:32:13 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16672 on: November 23, 2021, 01:48:32 pm »

If Gwyneth Paltrow can make a line of candles that smell like her vagoo, I don't see how we can reasonably deny Nurgle the right to make candles that smell like his unmentionables.
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« Reply #16673 on: November 25, 2021, 06:47:26 am »

Oh, she headbangs less without her arms, though.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16674 on: November 29, 2021, 03:24:50 pm »

Ameripol: Going from serious issues to shit flinging to "lets all just fuck a cake" in 2 pages flat.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16675 on: December 01, 2021, 03:20:57 am »

But then some Arnold Schwarzenegger zombies, about 7 of them, started staggering toward the garage
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16676 on: December 04, 2021, 08:42:49 pm »

No, all that matters to you now is magic and exploring the world with Texas Ranger Simba, the Lion King. It is a life of seeking mysteries, a life of having one great true love, and a life of becoming more amazing than you ever thought you could be; and you are happy.
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« Reply #16677 on: December 07, 2021, 03:53:10 pm »

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« Reply #16678 on: December 10, 2021, 04:16:43 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16679 on: December 13, 2021, 11:05:03 am »

I tend to describe myself as a 'Hitler-jew'.
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