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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1554511 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16695 on: February 28, 2022, 02:02:19 am »
Quote from: None on February 27, 2022, 10:54:03 am
Its massive flower boner is so big that it keeps trying to lean over under its weight
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16696 on: March 02, 2022, 02:01:30 am »
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It's my natural fiber, I drink tea and consume universes.
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Quote from: Glass on March 31, 2018, 03:09:12 pm
Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16697 on: March 07, 2022, 01:11:53 am »
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And cheese is one of our tools. It's not fraudulent curds, it is not curds stolen from the gods (unless you look at it that way), it is our cheese. The cheese is borne from our milk. We made that milk, we made that cheese. You know what I'm sayin'? The enemies cheese us, too.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16698 on: March 11, 2022, 06:13:42 pm »
Quote from: vcd14 on March 11, 2022, 11:03:08 am
First the government said "wear your mask"
I said "ok"
Then the government said "wipe your ass"
And I'm like
Come wipe it for me
Bitch
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Well aren't you cheery
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16699 on: March 11, 2022, 06:42:26 pm »
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yeats was a powerful wizard. spell of 'kick you down the stairs.'
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16700 on: March 20, 2022, 08:32:57 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16701 on: March 25, 2022, 12:28:50 pm »
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What woah he's just spinning menacingly!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16702 on: March 28, 2022, 01:07:45 am »
Quote from: SQman on March 27, 2022, 02:49:11 pm
"Oh no, I'm surrounded by bandits! I know, I will kill myself! That will show 'em!"

That's exactly how I handle all of my problems  8)
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16703 on: March 30, 2022, 06:43:11 pm »
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We have some weird animals here on Earth that we just take for granted.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16704 on: March 30, 2022, 08:43:35 pm »
Quote from: vcd14 on March 30, 2022, 05:00:50 pm
Quote from: Cthulhu on March 30, 2022, 10:04:23 am
What if we say god is a specific plant somewhere
If God is a dock, I'm going straight to hell.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16705 on: April 15, 2022, 10:39:49 am »
So this is not out-of-context, but one out of two ain't bad!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16706 on: April 19, 2022, 10:11:57 pm »
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...in response to a perceived threat to Reno's divorce supremacy...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16707 on: April 21, 2022, 05:23:46 am »
Quote from: Frumple on April 20, 2022, 08:23:14 pm
it's the capitalist misery ouroboros
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16708 on: April 22, 2022, 05:14:19 pm »
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The Hemo-Goblin was a vampire created to help a white-supremacy group in South Africa to eliminate non-whites. He is notable mainly for infecting members of the New Guardians with HIV, the virus that causes AIDS.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16709 on: April 23, 2022, 02:55:28 am »
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Quote from: DC wiki
The Hemo-Goblin was a vampire created to help a white-supremacy group in South Africa to eliminate non-whites. He is notable mainly for infecting members of the New Guardians with HIV, the virus that causes AIDS.
What is going on in DC that they need a Nazi vampire that spreads AIDS?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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