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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16905 on: November 02, 2024, 04:02:03 pm »
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Get closer to urinal for a better life
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16906 on: November 03, 2024, 06:58:57 pm »
Sure, sure, just walk into the splash zone
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16907 on: November 03, 2024, 07:21:29 pm »
Splashback becomes less of an issue if you don’t pee onto a surface perpendicular to the stream.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16908 on: November 18, 2024, 08:28:13 am »
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This man... this man is numbers on a disc. Those numbers express themselves as the image of a sad man standing in a field with goats.

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Pathetic mortals! You spend so much time arguing whether or not a hotdog is a sandwich that you're ignoring the real question...

... Is cereal soup?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16909 on: December 02, 2024, 08:55:29 am »
So, ask any arbitrary way-out-of-left-field questions lately?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16910 on: December 02, 2024, 10:55:29 am »
Quote from: McTraveller on November 18, 2024, 08:28:13 am
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Pathetic mortals! You spend so much time arguing whether or not a hotdog is a sandwich that you're ignoring the real question...

... Is cereal soup?

Soup is primarily liquid. Assuming it's not dry cereal, it'd be more of a stew.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16911 on: December 03, 2024, 05:00:21 am »
Nothing says breakfast like a nice frosted flakes stew in the morning.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16912 on: December 05, 2024, 09:36:58 am »
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I need to defecate but my country is too full of shit
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16913 on: December 05, 2024, 10:15:11 am »
Nonsense, we can pack it down somewhere with the efficacy of a mason plying their craft
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16914 on: December 09, 2024, 08:08:37 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16915 on: December 15, 2024, 06:07:40 am »
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Which is a worse faux pas—one’s ribbon being tied incorrectly, or having it spattered with a victim’s blood?
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The helicopter is rent apart by the collision, its steel unable to resist its inevitable reunion with the ground, and the meat within is smashed by the crumpling cockpit beyond any practical hope of recovery. What comes up, must come down again. Ore and ape, returned to mother planet's embrace.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16916 on: December 16, 2024, 05:30:46 pm »
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The photo is old! No one has a photo of themselves older.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16917 on: March 15, 2025, 02:00:47 pm »
Quote from: DerMeister on May 09, 2019, 04:49:35 am
And what is wrong in code? Probably, harpies need more value of family, romance or etc.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16918 on: March 17, 2025, 06:06:03 pm »

A hobbit with dwarf growth
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16919 on: March 18, 2025, 04:06:01 am »
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Quote from: DerMeister on May 09, 2019, 04:49:35 am
And what is wrong in code? Probably, harpies need more value of family, romance or etc.
Been a while sense I saw a quote from him.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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