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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1558850 times)

Aklyon

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2295 on: January 08, 2012, 12:55:52 am »

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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2296 on: January 08, 2012, 10:13:19 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2297 on: January 10, 2012, 04:45:58 pm »

It's like using hobos to fight an eating-resistant baloney epidemic.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2298 on: January 10, 2012, 05:44:04 pm »

there is a competition on what world leaders can say the most ridiculous things.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2299 on: January 10, 2012, 06:02:19 pm »

there is a competition on what world leaders can say the most ridiculous things.
This explains so much. SO MUCH.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2300 on: January 10, 2012, 10:13:52 pm »

Sitting in my underpants discussing the evils of dishwashers was my personal fave so far...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2301 on: January 10, 2012, 10:41:32 pm »

You guys seem to be confused about why win exists.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2302 on: January 10, 2012, 10:57:37 pm »

I was referring to the grown man dressed up like a little girl, but sure, let's go with the abomination
Points for guessing who he was referring to.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2303 on: January 11, 2012, 09:11:00 am »

America is the giant honey badger of the world.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2304 on: January 11, 2012, 10:19:37 am »

What, aren't uou tempted by the man-waffles, Darvi?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2305 on: January 11, 2012, 04:49:50 pm »

Airplanes get stuck in honey badger intakes.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2306 on: January 11, 2012, 05:17:38 pm »

America noms airplanes? I KNEW IT oh wait too soon right?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2307 on: January 12, 2012, 12:58:21 pm »

The answer is yes, yes it does. It tastes like BZAAAAAAAAAAP--

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2308 on: January 12, 2012, 03:26:43 pm »

I keep trying to get my orioles to lay eggs but they won't. Do you think it's because their nesting box menaces with spikes, or because it's covered in blood and vomit?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2309 on: January 12, 2012, 03:58:56 pm »

Man, I'm on a non-sequitur roll lately.
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