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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1549113 times)

Lord Dakoth

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2355 on: January 22, 2012, 05:15:51 pm »
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I propose that catching and taming female mermaids and chaining them in a room where they can give birth and waiting for their offspring to leave so you can airdrown them is the best approach.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2356 on: January 22, 2012, 05:17:59 pm »
Wow that brings back memories.

*Doesn't know if really old quotes should be allowed*

Eh, probably doesn't matter. Back to your regularly scheduled WTF.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2357 on: January 22, 2012, 05:20:05 pm »
It's probably new to a big part of the people on here, plus it lets us Bay12 old-timers alienate the newer crowd.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2358 on: January 22, 2012, 05:22:07 pm »
I remember that thread, even though it was a year before my time.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2359 on: January 22, 2012, 05:34:08 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on January 22, 2012, 05:09:41 pm
2π/10 for what looks like a dongblade, from what I can tell.  :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2360 on: January 22, 2012, 05:53:09 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2361 on: January 22, 2012, 06:00:13 pm »
I know we're not supposed to discuss quotes but... what kind of grocery store does your roommate usually go to?  :o
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2362 on: January 22, 2012, 07:32:02 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on January 22, 2012, 06:00:13 pm
I know we're not supposed to discuss quotes but... what kind of grocery store does your roommate usually go to?  :o
Superstores are a combination grocery store/general merchandise store, with a little bit of electronics, furniture, and possibly appliances thrown in for good measure.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2363 on: January 22, 2012, 08:01:34 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2364 on: January 23, 2012, 10:15:13 pm »
Quote from: jester on January 23, 2012, 07:39:57 pm
next time I have to go into mortal danger, im duct taping other peoples pets to myself
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2365 on: January 24, 2012, 04:49:25 pm »
« Last Edit: January 24, 2012, 07:56:01 pm by kaenneth »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2366 on: January 25, 2012, 10:49:50 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2367 on: January 25, 2012, 11:54:57 am »
Quote from: kaenneth on January 24, 2012, 04:49:25 pm

Quote from: Flying Dice on January 24, 2012, 07:33:46 pm
I would make a good rapist...

Shouldn't you have used the original quote, rather than cutting out my reply to it?  :P

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2368 on: January 25, 2012, 03:27:18 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on January 24, 2012, 10:04:27 pm
This just in: Rick Santorum worships Zeus.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2369 on: January 25, 2012, 04:03:15 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on January 25, 2012, 02:50:10 pm
And thus from DARPA was begotten DERPA.
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