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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1558911 times)

The Merchant Of Menace

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2385 on: January 31, 2012, 02:30:38 am »

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<Raidonrai>: Don't mind Ante.
<Raidonrai>: He wishes he was a woman.

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<Sheez>: Ante, you would make the dreamiest man

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2386 on: January 31, 2012, 09:17:24 am »

There can be nothing better than floppy blue dongs.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2387 on: January 31, 2012, 01:59:23 pm »

I kinda expected to see them tossing a Tibetan around.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2388 on: January 31, 2012, 02:02:47 pm »

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<Raidonrai>: Don't mind Ante.
<Raidonrai>: He wishes he was a woman.

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<Sheez>: Ante, you would make the dreamiest man
I wonder what this says about you.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2389 on: January 31, 2012, 02:11:03 pm »

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<Raidonrai>: Don't mind Ante.
<Raidonrai>: He wishes he was a woman.

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<Sheez>: Ante, you would make the dreamiest man
I wonder what this says about you.

She's tolerant of the transpeoples? Yay! :D

Also:
I should stick a pair of arm floaties in the glove compartment or something, just in case I ever drive off a bridge.

Redking is awesome and I completely empathize with his inability to swim. [hugs]
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2390 on: January 31, 2012, 02:41:55 pm »

Fuck, me too.  Of the many things I am terrible at, swimming is probably number 1.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2391 on: January 31, 2012, 03:45:42 pm »

Fuck, me too.  Of the many things I am terrible at, swimming is probably number 1.

Ironically, I can swim and even lifeguard, but I hate swimsuits.

So to review, I'll save the drowning people, while pissed about what I'm wearing to do it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2392 on: January 31, 2012, 04:27:49 pm »

Fuck, me too.  Of the many things I am terrible at, swimming is probably number 1.

Ironically, I can swim and even lifeguard, but I hate swimsuits.

So to review, I'll save the drowning people, while pissed about what I'm wearing to do it.
You could save them while nude instead.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2393 on: January 31, 2012, 04:52:07 pm »

Fuck, me too.  Of the many things I am terrible at, swimming is probably number 1.

Ironically, I can swim and even lifeguard, but I hate swimsuits.

So to review, I'll save the drowning people, while pissed about what I'm wearing to do it.
You could save them while nude instead.
1/31/2012:
"Local lifeguard attempts to save drowning man while nude. All spectators willingly suffocate. Film at 11."

2/1/2012:
"Local news station broadcast kills all viewers. Lifeguard drafted into army propaganda unit."

2/2/2012:
"America begins television donation program to 'pacify belligerent nations.' "
« Last Edit: January 31, 2012, 04:59:02 pm by Truean »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2394 on: January 31, 2012, 05:16:28 pm »

That was not at all the responce I'd expected.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2395 on: January 31, 2012, 05:35:04 pm »

That was not at all the response I'd expected.
Then, my work is complete.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2396 on: January 31, 2012, 05:37:20 pm »

I can dogpaddle and back float like a champ.

I don't like getting water in my oversized nose or my eyes so I can't dive or swim fast though.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2397 on: January 31, 2012, 05:40:43 pm »

Hahaha yeah this thread is gonna sink like a rock if it don't stop.

I can kinda deal with one or two comments to a quote, but we've gone to seven. [/hardass]
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2398 on: January 31, 2012, 05:46:05 pm »

Eight, with yours.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2399 on: January 31, 2012, 05:48:40 pm »

Now it's ten counting comments on the comments comments.
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