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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1555397 times)

Darvi

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3915 on: October 27, 2012, 03:48:19 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3916 on: October 27, 2012, 04:04:04 pm »

Somebody apparently didn't get the memo about me not eating people.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3917 on: October 27, 2012, 07:03:06 pm »

All religious ceremonies should now take place in a strip club with free alcohol.

Amen.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3918 on: October 27, 2012, 07:24:37 pm »

My dog managed to eat chicken a while ago (little sister). A chicken bone is *still* lodged in her butt. What should I do?
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Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3919 on: October 27, 2012, 11:20:13 pm »

If I don't get my caffiene I get really really fucking angry at BLACK PEOPLE!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3920 on: October 27, 2012, 11:32:48 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3921 on: October 28, 2012, 05:25:05 am »

It's true, us gays have been using our homosexual magic to create hurricanes. Hurricanes of love.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3922 on: October 28, 2012, 10:20:24 pm »

I am giving nothing to the bee-raped, kobold loving, swing-state taking pedophile that is Corai.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3923 on: October 28, 2012, 10:21:53 pm »

How many people could Hitler personally kill in 6 years, armed only with a neon orange dildo and a spoon?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3924 on: October 28, 2012, 11:17:36 pm »

How did I know reality's brokeness would hinge on our collective virginities?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3925 on: October 28, 2012, 11:34:07 pm »

Shit. Well then. Glad I live outside a flood zone, lest they strike me with their homosexual storm surges.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3926 on: October 29, 2012, 04:21:43 am »

Goddamn, you're riding Dirg harder than a burro on a impoverished latina.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3927 on: October 29, 2012, 10:54:27 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3928 on: October 29, 2012, 04:45:32 pm »

It's like we all had a Chinese fire drill, only involving evil versions of the characters.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3929 on: October 29, 2012, 04:48:43 pm »

[10:47.21] <Dragor> Yes Cog
[10:47.30] <Dragor> The place is full of milk here
[10:47.34] <Cog> Again?
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