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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1588866 times)

Yoink

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6450 on: February 09, 2014, 04:38:30 pm »

I am yet to find a cake that goes good with chilli beans and wieners.
Oy Tommy, we know you don't have tastebuds - now start running, because otherwise you won't have no teeth left either.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6451 on: February 09, 2014, 07:07:48 pm »

So everyone just relax and put your dicks back in your pants before someone gets annoyed and the toad whacks it off. Alright?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6452 on: February 09, 2014, 10:33:54 pm »

Socially inclusive, non-PC cannibalism.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6453 on: February 09, 2014, 10:44:47 pm »

Quote from: #bay12lb
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6454 on: February 09, 2014, 11:59:46 pm »

THIS COULD BE HILARIOUSLY MISCONSTRUED!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6455 on: February 11, 2014, 02:48:06 pm »

I have a plugin installed that automatically changes the cloud into my butt.
Go figure.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6457 on: February 11, 2014, 09:38:08 pm »

That should probably look like this
You have a buttplug in your frontal lobe?
It's called out of context for a reason

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6458 on: February 12, 2014, 05:46:12 pm »

There was once this string of three deaths, all in the same instance of Minetown due to bones files, that I refer to as "the invisible jaguar incident".
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6459 on: February 12, 2014, 07:08:55 pm »

I am now imagining tiny ewoks infiltrating your nostrils.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6460 on: February 12, 2014, 07:23:17 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6461 on: February 13, 2014, 12:22:22 am »

Repeat after me: "Let me hug you with this speeding vehicle" is not a good excuse for vehicular manslaughter.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6462 on: February 13, 2014, 12:49:25 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6463 on: February 13, 2014, 02:20:25 pm »

TL:DR: Fucked the dog today, and I'm not happy about it.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6464 on: February 14, 2014, 08:26:45 pm »

Every shared rent house in the state is now a hotbed for homosexual sin!
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