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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1551663 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7500 on: June 30, 2014, 01:58:44 pm »

I'm imagining a poor, tired priest who runs around baptizing corporate facilities because his church needs the money.
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #7501 on: June 30, 2014, 08:15:48 pm »

SHUT UP I AM VERY FUNNY! LAUGH AT MY JOKE DAMN YOU!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7503 on: June 30, 2014, 09:40:17 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7504 on: June 30, 2014, 10:34:50 pm »

From real life:

"AIM FOR THE JEWELS!!!!!!!"

Surprisingly, the context for this exclamation was neither of the things you probably think of.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7505 on: June 30, 2014, 10:36:47 pm »

Now go back to oppressing minorities.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7506 on: June 30, 2014, 10:39:03 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7508 on: July 01, 2014, 05:13:49 am »

He briefly expressed that my homosexual fighting style provoked much anger in him
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7511 on: July 01, 2014, 02:15:11 pm »

I was one keypress from sexting my internship supervisor.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7512 on: July 01, 2014, 10:46:01 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7513 on: July 02, 2014, 01:52:42 am »

The simplest, most elegant form is clearly the breast.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7514 on: July 02, 2014, 08:51:00 am »

But still valid as this is the out of context and funny quotes thread.
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