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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1552494 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9945 on: March 04, 2015, 11:02:15 am »
Quote from: Janet on March 03, 2015, 10:04:06 pm
I can't actually tell where he sticks it from the angle so well.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9946 on: March 04, 2015, 02:23:32 pm »
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on March 04, 2015, 02:21:42 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9947 on: March 04, 2015, 03:01:21 pm »
[08:00.40] <Objectkitty> They take about 5 seconds to register why i'm staring at them
[08:00.51] <Objectkitty> By that point I have peed in their face
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9948 on: March 04, 2015, 05:10:58 pm »
« Last Edit: March 04, 2015, 06:47:19 pm by Tawarochir »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9949 on: March 04, 2015, 08:15:40 pm »
Quote from: Blaze on March 04, 2015, 07:23:50 pm
a steel golem came and killed me by punching me in the crotch.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9950 on: March 04, 2015, 08:19:03 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on March 04, 2015, 07:43:24 pm
I once went to a pizza joint, found cannibal pizzas, and then went to it's bathroom where there was an absurd amount of cocaine on the ground.
Quote from: Caroline on March 04, 2015, 08:24:28 pm
girls remarking on how their parents punished them and then got them pregnant in public
Quote from: Flying Dice on March 04, 2015, 10:00:11 pm
Some of that haze is my potato
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9951 on: March 04, 2015, 10:30:48 pm »
Quote from: Blaze on March 04, 2015, 07:23:50 pm
a steel golem came and killed me by punching me in the crotch.
Ow ow ow ow ow.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9952 on: March 04, 2015, 10:54:29 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9953 on: March 05, 2015, 12:48:38 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9954 on: March 05, 2015, 07:37:46 am »
Quote from: Comrade P. on March 05, 2015, 06:53:54 am
Agreed. It is also nice how disney progressed from killing parents to killing parents and siblings.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9955 on: March 05, 2015, 11:00:14 am »
Quote from: Mark Twain

 in another cage I confined an Irish Catholic from Tipperary, and as soon as he seemed tame I added a Scotch Presbyterian from Aberdeen. Next a Turk from Constantinople; a Greek Christian from Crete; an Armenian; a Methodist from the wilds of Arkansas; a Buddhist from China; a Brahman from Benares. Finally, a Salvation Army Colonel from Wapping. Then I stayed away two whole days. When I came back to note results---there was but a chaos of gory odds and ends of turbans and fezzes and plaids and bones--not a specimen left alive. These Reasoning Animals had disagreed on a theological detail and carried the matter to a Higher Court. -The Lowest Animals
Found this pretty funny in English class today
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9956 on: March 05, 2015, 12:05:58 pm »
Quote from: FearfulJesuit on March 04, 2015, 07:53:32 pm
Quote from: Dutchling on March 04, 2015, 07:52:20 pm
Shhh, Descan is Canadian, that's basically American.
He's "Enlightened American."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9957 on: March 05, 2015, 02:08:01 pm »
<Kagus> What a coincidence!  I, too, have a penis garden.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9958 on: March 05, 2015, 02:40:21 pm »
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<GiglaDespair>: there were not enough japanese schoolgirls for that shit.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9959 on: March 05, 2015, 08:00:27 pm »
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Your vomit appears to have taken on a life of its own.
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