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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1111283 times)

Dermonster

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Quotes!
Generally speaking, there are a lot of quotes that are gut-bustingly hilarious, that we don't get to see. Post them here. Rules in the Original post are to be followed.
I think the spirit of the thread lies more along the lines of, "Did this thing from the forums make you WTF in a good way? Would it make other people WTF in a good way? Would you sig it if you had space? If so, post it here!"
^ A good summary. Not a total guideline though.
ATTENTION!
There are to be no quotes specifically involving the crotch/ass region solely because it involves the region. This results in an angry Derm, an angrier ToadyOne, and a locked thread. Nobody wants that. So keep your fetishistic crap to yourself.
I did not even notice that pun.
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AUXILLARY/TL;DR RULES:
1. Keep it short.
2. Nothing vulgar for the sake of vulgar.
3. Keep it readable. Translate the leetspeak or don't post it.
« Last Edit: May 01, 2018, 11:38:23 pm by Dermonster »
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2010, 05:06:50 pm »

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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2010, 05:07:24 pm »

Noting the irony right now of stating a "no discussion" guideline in the OP of a thread which is then moved to General Discussion. Not really making a point here, I just thought it was funny.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2010, 09:57:59 pm »

Noting the irony right now of stating a "no discussion" guideline in the OP of a thread which is then moved to General Discussion. Not really making a point here, I just thought it was funny.
Don't worry G-Flex, we already know your pain.

Here's something that was posted in the last out of context thread,
Why don't you LIGHT YOUR HANDS ON FIRE AND PUNCH THE 'COON TO DEATH.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2010, 10:03:59 pm »

Joe Lieberman runs the South American wing of the Taliban.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2010, 10:13:36 pm »

OH NO.

THEY REPLACED ME WITH A CANADIAN. YOU CAN NO LONGER TRUST ANYTHING I SAY.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2010, 10:15:55 pm »

A REAL PATRIOT WOULD WANT A BEAR TO WIN THIS CONTEST.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2010, 10:20:52 pm »

This is going to end in another honor duel, isn't it?

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Quote from: Thomas Paine
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2010, 09:16:00 pm »

I didn't do anything at all for the rest of the day. I was sore for days afterwards.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2010, 09:31:03 pm »

Light jazz pumps me up. One time I was listening to a double bass solo and I got so worked up I punched a dude out.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2010, 09:41:51 pm »

lawyering will be punished my meteor.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2010, 01:16:09 am »

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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2010, 06:00:33 am »

5. Don't quote yourself. Seriously, that's a really stupid thing to do. Pull your head out of your arse.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2010, 06:04:10 am »

thatsthejoke.jpg

I sorta feel like I'm trailing Dasleah like a dog though.
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