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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1299727 times)

Dermonster

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2340 on: January 15, 2012, 10:00:39 pm »

Augh... There's some sort of grey area in this mess that I'd really prefer people not treading because it causes crap like this and might make me inadvertently break my own rules or something.

Cheeses quote was... alright? I guess. The joke isn't SEX IS FUNNY, but more of a 'Why would you need to explain that!?' type of deal.

He still put in the context, which frankly ruined the joke in my opinion, but it isn't PENISPENISPENIS so it's alright.

Redking's was just kinda lame, along with being a bit LOLBOOBS.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2341 on: January 15, 2012, 11:14:13 pm »

Most of the other ones are good, though. I think the spirit of the thread lies more along the lines of, "Did this thing from the forums make you WTF in a good way? Would it make other people WTF in a good way? Would you sig it if you had space? If so, post it here!"

Also:
I died first!  Yay!

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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
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Dermonster

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2342 on: January 15, 2012, 11:18:46 pm »

That is a good couple of sentences there that I agree with.

Into the first page it goes.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2343 on: January 15, 2012, 11:42:18 pm »

Grazi, derm.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2344 on: January 16, 2012, 12:33:51 pm »

You're not supposed to let children cannibalise until at least age 5, it may hamper their motoric development.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2345 on: January 16, 2012, 08:53:28 pm »

Yep, Aussies have huge cans!

I'm surprised that no one has posted this here yet.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2346 on: January 17, 2012, 08:38:11 am »

Meh...I posted it more for the WTF than the lolboobs, because I still can't process how "high-distance" works as an adjective in that case. YMMV, obviously.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2347 on: January 17, 2012, 07:19:10 pm »

It's hard being a strawman, it's hard and nobody understands.

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Then he was like, man fuck this weirdo, and flew away.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2348 on: January 17, 2012, 10:21:35 pm »

There is not enough spider cannibalism in the world to live with that.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2349 on: January 17, 2012, 10:53:38 pm »

Suicide nets: the up and coming hot import item
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2350 on: January 18, 2012, 12:30:34 pm »

Martin King Arthur slaying the KKK Grand Dragon.
Martin King Arthur and his rivalry with Sir Malcolm X.
Martin King Arthur's speech, "I hath a dream..."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2351 on: January 19, 2012, 09:32:57 am »

oral I was so nervous I looked down the entire time and had to stop my legs from wobbling
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2352 on: January 19, 2012, 10:05:06 am »

Quote from: DF General Discussion three latest topics
IT'S RIGHT THERE.
Oh god oh god oh god
What the hell is this?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2353 on: January 19, 2012, 09:05:05 pm »

Prepare the dictionaries for combat!

Gift it to them with extreme prejudice.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2354 on: January 22, 2012, 01:55:35 am »

Do you think [uncle's name] is a MILF?
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